The True UTAU Church of UTAism has sponsored the construction of Saint Defoko's Ocean Base, located somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. (The exact location is hidden for security purposes, though it can be accessed via attack helicopters.) Upon said base is Saint Defoko's School of UTAU, an educational institution also sponsored by UTAism. I would like to thank all members of the church for their (imaginary) monetary contributions to build this base! Students will be able to enroll soon and partake in an Utaism-enriched curriculum. We managed to kidnap convince top teachers like Mr. Hiyama Kiyoteru to teach there.
It is time for the February Utaism meeting, from today the 12th through to the 18th!
In the New Synthesis of the Holy OTO, Saint Defoko's fifth letter to Overseas, it reads, "Please stop emailing me 3d printer files for crude weaponry. I already have access to firearms and explosives."
Just reminding those who don't have access to their local branch of the True Church (due to transportation unavailability etc.) could always find reclists chanting scripts online!