Crush a wish

[na4a4a]

Wish granted. You didn't do it and failed.

i wish to be able to fly ...err... hover of the ground.

 

[Lemondolly]

Granted, but your clothing is so heavy it ways you down, so you have to be naked whenever you want to hover.

I wish I had a rooster who would cluck loudly in the middle of the night and wake up the dogs in my neighborhood so they know how it feels to be woken in the middle of your sleep by an animal. =_=

 

[irei1as]

Granted, all the dogs awake annoyed but so the neighbours. They hire an awesome lawyer and you are condemned to 90 days in jail and fines up to $400.

I wish the photagraphs used in my official identifications didn't make me look like an angry terrorist typical of the Die Hard movies.

 

[TaiyoProwerz]

Granted, they made you look like a fairy princess instead.

I wish everything wasn't so much effort C8

 

[na4a4a]

granted, everything is now a lot of effort...

i wish people would get a clue so vague...

 

[SugarSweetVenom]

Granted, the entire rainforest is chopped down to make everyone in the world that damn board game.

I wish for nothing.

 

[HulderBulder]

granted. you were sucked trough a black hole full of nothing-ness and became lonely for life.
I wish for less slimey throat Imsick

 

[na4a4a]

Granted: your throat is now on fire.

I wish for the ability to use this demon of a tablet...

 

[Raiyux]

Granted. You have the ability to use your tablet, but it broke so you can't use it anyway.

I wish I was better at math.

 

[SugarSweetVenom]

Granted. You have the ability to use your tablet, but it broke so you can't use it anyway.

I wish I was better at math.

Granted, but you can only do addition.

I wish for something I don't want.

 

[System_Error]

Granted, but your great great great grandaughter goes back in time to kill the people you love.

I wish for a better day.

 

[PurinPuff]

Granted. Your next day will be the greatest day of your life. You have never found a day quite as perfect as this before, and now that you've experienced perfection, you are finally at peace. Every moment of your 24 hours is one of ecstasy, and you wish it would go on forever. However, all good things must come to an end, and as that day comes to a close, you begin to fall into a depression. Your life, from that point onward, is a dull monochrome of black and grey in comparison to the flawless scope that was that perfect day. You long for that day. You ache for it. You want it, but you know that you'll never come across it again. That time has passed. Life is dull and pointless now. Enjoy the rest of your life.

I wish that I was a cat.

 

[Raiyux]

Granted. But you only get to have 1 of your 9 lives.

I wish I weren't so afraid of bugs.

 

[HulderBulder]

granted. you are now terrified of buildings and houses.

 

[Tiffany]

Granted, but you have not wished for anything.
I wish I had a guitar.

 

[NicolaCola]

Granted. You did own a guitar once in the past, but before you could learn to play it, it got run over by a truck and is no more. So you had a guitar, but you don't have it anymore.

I wish for a bunch of caffeine.

 

[Raiyux]

Granted. Tons of coffee beans were shipped to your house...but were then confiscated by local authorities on the grounds that they were illegally smuggled from their native country.

I wish for a new laptop.

 

[Ant]

Granted, but it can only hold 1MB.

I wish I didn't have a math test tomorroooooow.

 

[Raiyux]

Granted. You don't have a math test tomorrow. You have a college-level exam on biochemistry.

I wish I had a Playstation 3. :'D

 

[NicolaCola]

Granted, but right after you get it, the Playstation 4 comes out and nobody makes games for the Playstation 3 anymore.

I wish for some motivation.