I have the cheese!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by moonst4r, Jan 29, 2012.

  1. kimchi-tan

    kimchi-tan Your local Mikotard Global Mod Defender of Defoko

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    A fish snatched the cheese from the fishing rod, ate it, and I bought the fish that ate the cheese. Now I have the digested cheese from a fish.
     
  2. NinetH

    NinetH Momo's Minion

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    a ninja used his replacing jutsu at the fish before you ate, he gave me the fish that ate the cheese then I extacted the cheese

    then finally i made it into a sandwich
     
  3. kimchi-tan

    kimchi-tan Your local Mikotard Global Mod Defender of Defoko

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    I hired the sandwich monster to steal the sandwich with the cheese so we are now sharing the sandwich with the cheese.
     
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  4. Dangosan

    Dangosan Ruko's Ruffians Defender of Defoko

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    The cheese fell out of the sandwich, then a crow stole it. A poacher shoots the crow and the cheese lands on my head.
     
  5. Zoku

    Zoku heta-tan campaigner 2k16 Defender of Defoko

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    I take you down and punch you for reviving this topic which has been dead for over 3 years. I take the cheese while you're distracted and run off, keeping the topic alive.

    I have the cheese!
     
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  6. azazel

    azazel Multipitch VCV Master Race Defender of Defoko

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    *quickly snatches the precious cheese from @Zoku and hops on the road roller to protect the cheese*
     
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  7. ExistenceReaper

    ExistenceReaper Procrastinator Defender of Defoko

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    I steal the cheese with telekinesis and escape to another timeline, where I drown in the guilt of stealing the cheese. But I have the cheese.
     
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  8. Iris Dragonoure

    Iris Dragonoure Your Local Seventeen Trash Defender of Defoko

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    I send you to the depths of K-Pop hell. I have the cheese.
     
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  9. ExistenceReaper

    ExistenceReaper Procrastinator Defender of Defoko

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    I have an allergic reaction to K-Pop and am rushed to the ER. From there I contact some trained professionals who probably owe me to retrieve the cheese. I have the cheese. And a large medical bill.
     
  10. Iris Dragonoure

    Iris Dragonoure Your Local Seventeen Trash Defender of Defoko

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    I carry you out in a wheelchair as a nice gesture, but while you're viewing my facade, I take the cheese without your knowing.
    I have the cheese.
     
  11. ExistenceReaper

    ExistenceReaper Procrastinator Defender of Defoko

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    I summon a random ally. The random ally happens to be a high level bandit. They take the cheese. The bandit has the cheese, and they are my ally, so by default, I have the cheese.
     
  12. Iris Dragonoure

    Iris Dragonoure Your Local Seventeen Trash Defender of Defoko

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    *skillfully breaks the bandit's legs and steals cheese*
    Who has the cheese?
     
  13. ExistenceReaper

    ExistenceReaper Procrastinator Defender of Defoko

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    I am a reaper who reaps existence. If reap means to harvest, and the cheese is in existence, then does that mean I harvest the cheese?

    I harvest the cheese. Now I am very confused.
     
  14. Iris Dragonoure

    Iris Dragonoure Your Local Seventeen Trash Defender of Defoko

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    I steal the cheese from your fridge.
    I have the cheese.
     
  15. ExistenceReaper

    ExistenceReaper Procrastinator Defender of Defoko

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    My cat distracts you while you're trying to escape my house with the cheese. While she's being a weirdo and distracting you, I take the cheese and hide.
     
  16. Iris Dragonoure

    Iris Dragonoure Your Local Seventeen Trash Defender of Defoko

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    Two words.
    Cheese detector.
    Guess who has the cheese now?
     
  17. ExistenceReaper

    ExistenceReaper Procrastinator Defender of Defoko

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    I snatch the cheese (somehow) and teleport to Proxima Centauri B. I'm probably dead, but I have the cheese.
     
  18. Iris Dragonoure

    Iris Dragonoure Your Local Seventeen Trash Defender of Defoko

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    I placed a tracker in your hand at the hospital. I find you and steal your cheese.
    I have the cheese.
     
  19. Dangosan

    Dangosan Ruko's Ruffians Defender of Defoko

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    I dump a wagon of mice onto you and steal the cheese.
    I have the cheese.
     
  20. Iris Dragonoure

    Iris Dragonoure Your Local Seventeen Trash Defender of Defoko

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    I adopt a cat from the local pet store. My cat chases your mice away and grabs the cheese.
    I have the cheese.
     

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