If NiKO and Rai were gay...

Pianodream

Teto's Territory
[soundcloud]http://soundcloud.com/0ushou0/if-you-were-gay-fudge-yeah[/soundcloud]

NiKO starts singing a weird song, and Rai questions about WTF is happening.

Lyrics:

NiKO: IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.

Rai: Ah? What are you doing? This song sounds familiar...

NiKO: I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.

Rai: NiKO, stop that.

NiKO: BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,

Rai: Are you high?

NiKO: I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)

NiKO: IF YOU WERE QUEER
I'D STILL BE HERE,
YEAR AFTER YEAR

Rai: That's long, if you know what I mean...

NiKO: BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,

Rai: ...I am?

AND I KNOW THAT YOU
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,

Rai: No, I won't.

NiKO: IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.

Rai: You sing this song so happily, it seems you enjoy it.

NiKO: SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?

Rai: Wha-what I do in bed with guys!?

NiKO: IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!

Rai: Oooh god, NiKO, stop that. >__>

NiKO: AND HERE I'D STAY,
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.

Rai: You're over doing this.

NiKO: YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!

*gets raped*