Nobody on this forum knows what UTAU is.

This is based off of a forum game in an RP forum I'm on, which itself was inspired by a Tumblr post. Basically, post the definition of something that sounds like UTAU, even vaguely, but isn't. The next person guesses what the person above them was describing and posts another description!

I'll start: UTAU is a state in the western US, sitting between Nevada and Colorado.

 

No, UTAU is a Japanese word meaning "To sing"

 

(oh god this is gonna be hard because english totally lacks similar words...idk if I'm doing this correctly.)

Utah

Utau is a variation of the greek name meaning "fruitfull", also a city in florida.

 

You're thinking of Eustis.

An UTAU is an absorbent cloth used for drying things.

 

UTAU is a brand of pet food that gives your cat or dog lots of energy.