What can YOU find on stock images?

[MsStarryDreams]

Rules: Just no really inappropriate stuff, please.

How to?
Go to stock image site. Tell us what you typed in and if you found a picture of it.
Bonus points for being super specific.

I'll start.

Santa Claus Smoking with Coffee:

 

[MioDioDaVinci]

Let's give this a shot.

Enter in the search bar, "Crazy man licking a used chainsaw blade" and we get...

Okay then. ._.

 

[Hinari]

I searched "chicken wearing a hat," and I got...

 

[MioDioDaVinci]

I searched for a "woman with a salad" and I got..

 

[Hinari]

"Old lady playing a guitar"

 

[Ant]

Searched for "whoa."

 

[poundthemochi]

I searched Cannibal and I got

 

[poundthemochi]

I searched eating contest.
//bump

 

[Ant]

I searched for "uh."