Never have I seen a face more divine
Or with such a bootiful expression
Than yours, unrivaled by any online
That make hardly as good an impression
Where some may L.O.L, and some may scoff
No cat nor fail on any blog can top
The look on your face, they'll have to back off
For none but you make my heart beat non-stop
The things that you say when I least expect
Rival lol'ful captions in every way
Every aspect of you, in retrospect
Outshines teh interwebz, if I dare say
My life would be happy without the 'net
So long as bootiful you had I met.