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HowlingWolf15

Ritsu's Renegades
Defender of Defoko
hey guys more discord my immortal utau maroko shitpost cause people on the server liked it so i edited more. censored for utaforum yay

Chapter 23.

AN: dhut da fok up biches!1 ur jus jelos koz I gut 10000 reviowz!1 fangz 2 nadeko 4 da help n telin me bout da boox gurlu rok letz go shopin 2getha!

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The door opened and Proffesor Luka and Hatsuna Miku stomped out angrily. Then Mikdork and Luka sawed us.

“MS. FUWA WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!” Luka shouted angrily. Miko blared at her.

“Oops she made a mistake!” she corrupted her. “She means hi everybody cium in!”

Well we all came in angrily. So did all the other students. I sat between Midnight and Roko and opposite B’loody Kyou. Anon and Kanon started 2 make some morbid jokes. They both looked exactly like Denki Soi. I eight some Count Chocula and drank som utau blood from a cup. Then I herd someone shooting angrily. I looked behind me it was………Nosferatu! He and Roko were shooting at eachother.

“Nosferatu, Roko WTF?” I asked.

“You ****ing bustard!” yelled Roko at Vampire. “I want to shit next to him!1”

“No I do!” shouted.

“No he doesn’t ****ing like u, you son of a bitch!” yelled Roko.

“No **** you mother****er he laves me not you!” shouted Nosferatu. And then……………… he jumped on Roko! (no not in dat way u perv) They started to fight and beat up each other.

Miklo yelled at them but they didn’t stop. All of a sudden…… a terrible man with red eyes and black clothes flew in on his mic. He had a red jacket and was wearing a gray robe. All the glass in the window he flew thru fell apart. Teto that ****ing prep started to cry. Nosferatu and Roko stopped fighting….I shopped eating….Everyone gasped. Da room fell silent………………….Rozk!

“Mario…..Mario…….” Sephirohtr sed evilly in his raspy voice. “Thou havfe failed ur mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Nosferatu as well. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Roko too!”

“Plz don’t make me kill him plz!” I begged.

“No!” he laughed crudely. “Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!” Then he flew away cackling.

I bust into tears. Roko and Nosferaty came to contort me. Suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked all cool and gothic. I had a vision were I saw some lighting flash and then Roolk coming to kill Roko while Roko slit his wrists in a depressed way.

“No!” I screamed sexily. Suddenly I locked up and stopped having the vision.

“Mario Mario aure you alright?” asked Roko in a worried voice.

“Yeah yeah.” I said sadly as I got up.

“Everyfing’s all right Mairo.” said Nosferatu all sensetive.

“No its not!” I shouted angrily. Tearz of blood went down my face. “OMFG what if I’m getting possessed like in Da Ring 2!”

“Its ok boi.” said B’loody Kyou. “Maybe u should ask Proffesor Nitton about what the visions mean though.”

“Ok bich.” I said sadly and den we went.

Chapter 24.

AN: prepz stup flaming da story ur jus jelous so fuk u ok go 2 hel!11 nadeko fabgz 4 di help!

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Well we had Mixing next so I got to ask Proffessor Nitton about the visions.

“Konnichiwa everybody come in.” said Proffesor Makne in Japanese. She smelled at me with her gothic black lipstick. She’s da coolest ****ing teacher ever. She had long dead black hair with blood red tips and red eyes. (hr mom woz a vampire. She’s also haf Japanese so she speaks it and everyfing. she n b’loody kyu get along grate) She’s really young for a teacher. 2day she was wearing a black leather top with red lace and a long goffik black ripped dress. We went inside the black classroom with pastors of Yufu the Strong. I raced my hand. I was wearing some black naie Polish with red pentagrams on it.

“What is it Mario?” she asked. “Hey I love ur nail polish where’d u get it, Hot Topik?”

“Yeah.” I answered. All the preps who didn’t know what HT was gave me weird looks. I gave them the middle finger. “Well I have to talk to you about some fings. When do you want to due it?”

“Ho about now?” she asked.

“OK.” I said.

“OK class ****ing dismissed every1.” Proffesor Nitton said and she let every1 go. “Except for you Teto.” she pointed at Teto and sum other preps. “Please do exorcize (geddit) 1 on page 3.”

“OK I’m having lotz of visions.” I said in a worried voice. I’m so worried is Roko gong 2 die.

Well she gave me a black cryptal ball to lock in. I looked at it.

“What do you c?” she asked.

“I said I see a black gothic skull and a pentagram.”

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. I looked at it. It was Roko. He was looking really sexy wearing a black leather facet, a black gothic Tuning Park t-shirt and blak Congress shoes.

“Okay you can go now, see ya cuint.” said Proffesor Makne.

“Bye bitch.” I said waving.

I went to Roko and Nosferatu was sitting next to him. We both followed Roko together and I was so exhibited.

Chapter 25.

AN: stop flaming ok if u dnot den il tel Miki 2 bet u up!1111 n il tel al da nredz 2 put vrtuz in ur computer!11111111111 FUK UU!1 nadeko fangz for de help!1

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I was so excited. I fellowed Roko wandering if we where going 2 do it again. We went outside and then we went into Roko’s black car.

“Mario what the **** did Profesor Nitton say.” whispered Roko potting his gothic whit hand with bvlak nail polish on mine.

“She said she would tell me what the visions meant torromow.” I grumbled in a sexy voice. He took out a heroin cabaret and spiked it, and gave it to me to spork. He started to fly the car into a tree. We went to the top of it. Roko put on some MCR.

“And all the things that you never ever told me
And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me.” sang Ted’s sexy voice. We started tiling of each other’s cloves fevently. He took of my blak thong and my black leather tight skinny jans. I took of his black boxers. Then……………………… he put his trobbing you-know-what in my tool sexily.

“OMFG Roko Roko!” I screamed having an orgism. We stated frenching passively. Suddenly………… I fell asleep. I started having a dream. In it a black guy was shooting two goffik men with long black hair.

“No! Please don’t ****ing kill us!1” they pleaded but he just kept shooting them. He ran away in a red car.

“No! Oh my ****ing god!11” I shouted in a scared voice.

“Mario what’s wrong?” Roko asked me as I woke up opening my icy blue eyes.

I started to cry and tears of blood went down my face. I told Roko to call Nosferatu. He did it with his blak Tuing Park mobile. Butt the worst thing was who the ppl who were shot in the dream where……………………… BON and Rowon!111

Chapter 26.

AN: PREPZ STUP FLAMING SDA STRY OK!1 if u dnot lik da story den go fok urself u fokeng prep! U SUK!111 oh y and I wuznt beng rasist ok!11

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A few mutates later Nosferatu came 2 da tree. He was wearing a blak leather jackson, black leather pants and a Good Utalotte t-shirt.

“Hi Nosferatu.” I said flirtily as I started to sob. Roko hugged me sexily tryont to comfrot me. I started to cry tears of blood and then told them what happened.

“Oh **** it!” Nosferatu shouted angrily. He4 started to cry sadly. “What ****ing dick did that!”

“I don’t know.” I said. “Now come on we have 2 tell Mikoh.”

We ran out of the tree and in2 da castle. Mikyo was sitting in her office.

“Dam are dads have been shot!” Roko said while we wipped sum tears from his white face. “Mairo had a vision in a dreem.”

Meikoh started to cockle. “Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Mario’s not divisional?”

I glared at Miko.

“Look mother****er.” he said angrily as Miko gasped (c is da toot of crakter). “U know very well that I’m not decisional. Now get some ****ing ppl out there to look for Rouohn and BON- pornto!”

“Okay.” she said in a intimated voice. “Were are they?”

I fought about it. Then all of a sudden….. “Akihabahrah.” I said. I told her which street. She went and called some people and did some stuff. After a few mistunes she came back and said people were going out looking for them. After a while someone called her again. She said that they had been found. Roko, Nosferatu and I all left to our rooms together. I went with Roko to wait in the nurses office while Nosferatu went to slit his wrists in his room. We looked at each other’s gothic, derperessed eyes. Then, we kissed. Suddenly Rowon and BON came in on stretchers……………………….and Proffesor Makne was behind them!1

Chapter 27. vampirz wil never hurt u

AN: u no wut!111 I dnot giv a fok wut u prepz fink abot me!1111 so stup flaming da foking story bichez!1111 fangz 2 nadeko 4 ur luv n sport n help i luv u gurl soz i kodnt update lol I wuz rly deprezzd n I silt muh rists I had 2 go 2 da hospital nnadeko u rok gurl!11111111111111111111

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Every1 in the room stated to cry happly- I had saved them. Roco, BON, Rowon bond Nosferatu all came to hug me. The nurse started to give them medicine.

“*** on Mairo.” said Proffesor Mackne. She was wearing a gothic blak leader dress with a corset top and real vampir blood on it and fuking black platinum boots. “I have to tell you the ****ing perdition.”

I locked at BON, Rown, Rouko and Nosferatu. They nodded.

I smelled happily and went into a dark room. I had changed Profesor Makne took out some black cards. She started to look into a black crucible ball. She said……………………… “Nanaro, I see drak times are near.” She said badly. She peered into da balls. “You see, you must go back in time.” She took out a ACT-Toner like B’loody Kyou had. “When Roonk was in Utaforum before he became powerful he gut his hearth borken. Now do you fink he would still become Roxk if he was in love?” I shook my head. “U must go back in time and sedouce him. It is the only way. If he is still evil then you must kill him. You can come to my room tomorrow and you can do it.”

“Okay.” I said sadly. We did dethz tuch sin. I went outside again sadly.

“What ****ing happened?” asked Roko and Nosferatu.

“Yeah what happened?” asked Midnight, Nadeko and Boldy Kyou?

I was about to tell them butt every1 was there. They were celebrating BON and Rouon being fond. Everyone was proud of me butt I jut wonted 2 talk 2 Roko. They were cheesing my name and some reporters were there, trying to interview Mikyo. A banner was put up. Lotz of ****ing prepz were there oviously tring 2 be b goffik wering the UST sign on their handz- depite them not having akshelly heard of him. Even Mr. Beikon looked happy. A blak and red cake had been brought out. Anon and Kanon set up some fireworx in the shape of skulls from Al1ce.16’s Autau Arpasing.

I put on my Invisibility coke with Nosferatu and Roko and we sneaked outside 2gether.
 
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kamonohashi

a small person
Defender of Defoko
some kid took six full hours on thirty-eight questions
six
hours
for
thirty-eight
questions

literally, you could have finished in a half hour and still gotten almost of them right
and because when you're not finished but the rest of the grade is you go to the computer lag, which happens to be by my last period class, we couldn't really do anything because we talk a lot in that class
 

peskaroo

Ruko's Ruffians
Defender of Defoko
Math it burns!!!!
Part of why I went into English is to avoid math jk I did it because I liked English
And now I'm transferring to psych because too much literary theory it burnssss