Blonde moments~

SakisCookie

Teto's Territory
Defender of Defoko
A thread to post derpy moments you have. :3

For me, I never realized that BOGO jeans meant "buy one, get one free". I thought it was a brand. DX
 

Zelfie Windwalker

Ruko's Ruffians
On July 4th a year or two ago, my dad said "I bet the British aren't celebrating."

I asked, "why?"

...it took a few moments to register. >_>
 

SakisCookie

Teto's Territory
Defender of Defoko
Thread starter
So...I was searching for MMD motions on Nico, right? I was entering the sm code into the address bar.

None of them worked.

So I start getting all worked up like, "Why the freak are all of these broken links!?"

Then I realized I forgot to type 'watch/'.

.....go, me.
 

MillyAqualine

Ritsu's Renegades
Defender of Defoko
The other day, my scanner was derping....



... In fact, it wasn't connected to the PC orz

(I prevent you, with all the derp moments I get, I'll post a lot here)
 

glaciachan

Teto's Territory
I was processing UTAU samples the other day, and suddenly, the compressor stopped working right; I kept fiddling with it for several minutes, refreshing my memory with how each of the settings worked, wondering how it just...stopped.

Turns out just I accidentally unchecked the "make up for gain" button.

orz
 

Miloids

Momo's Minion
I recently bought some new sunglasses, and so I wore them one day after driving one of my brothers somewhere. I walked into the house, and I was wondering why the house was soooo dark...

Then I realized I kept the sunglasses on.

Then later that day, a few friends and I went to a boba shop and I walked in, and realized the shop had dark lighting. Thinking it was part of the atmosphere (the walls were all grafiti'd), I realized that I couldn't read the menu.

"Gee, I have my glasses on, why can't I read from here? Do I need to check..my..prescription..." -takes off pair of sunglasses.

TWICE in one day man! TWICE! /tableflip!
 

MsStarryDreams

Momo's Minion
I am offensive and I find this blonde. Just kidding.

But I am blonde OTL My dad has this theory that all the 'natural bleach' that makes my hair blonde, is slowly seeping into my brain...
But anyways onto my blonde moment:
Me and my friends were messing around, doing the whole, "PRAAAIISE JESUS!!! REBUUUKE THE DEVIIIILLL!" Thing we saw on Tumblr. We go to a catholic school. I said VERY loudly, "PRAIIISE THE DEVIL! REBUKE THE JESSUUUUSSSS!!!" by accident, because I am blonde and mix my words up. Yeah. It took me a few seconds to realize what I said, and I started derping because I was like, "AMG. WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?"

Also. In the past 6 months, I've casually walked into 2 glass doors, the door of my favorite boutique (Tokyo Rebel. Shortly after I blew $80 on a cutsew and pair of socks.), a screen door, my wall a few times, doorframes, and managed to successfully to rip a stitch from my surgery.