Crush a wish

[Tsubaki Akatou]

this is one of those wishes that make me feel terrible when I corrupt it because i know dat feel bro

Granted! but then he moved further away due to circumstances!
(I went easy)

I wish I knew how to speak English...

 

[TheSnowSongstress]

Granted! You are sold fake "LET'S LEARN ENGLISH WITH MEGURINE LUKA!" CDs and are stuck with them
I wish decent cosplays didn't cost so much

 

[SakisCookie]

Granted~. But you spend your life collecting cheap cosplays and become a shut-in. :I

I wish my dad was less of a jerk-hole.

 

[TheSnowSongstress]

Granted, he becomes nice and marries my dad who is a bigger jerk hole :I
I wish i could always have my hair look like a mix of Rai Akegata and Halt Tanner's * w *

 

[DianaTan]

Granted, but it only lasts for 1 second
I wish I had more stuffed animals

 

[Rei-Chan]

Granted, but somebody ripped them all apart
I wish I could fly

 

[Roze]

Granted, but you can only fly a distance of 200 feet.

I wish I could meet a genie who actually corrupts wishes and will never grant mine.

 

[TheSnowSongstress]

Granted: He is forever asleep in his lamp
I wish hands were easier to draw

 

[Roze]

Granted, but you only know how to draw monster hands

I wish I had a better phone battery. :U

 

[TheSnowSongstress]

granted, it doesn't work with your phone model
I wish i could get a tan

 

[Roze]

Granted, but you get skin cancer.

I wish I had a new laptop

 

[Rei-Chan]

Granted, but I took it home for school purposes.

I wish for cheesecake

 

[SakisCookie]

Granted, but all your friends ask for a bite until none is left.

I wish I was done with all these stupid art projects.

 

[DianaTan]

Granted, but after you'Re finished with them, there are hundreds of new projects waiting for you

I wish my birthday woudln't be on Easter this year

 

[Tsubaki Akatou]

Granted! Now you don't have a birthday >:D

I wish i knew if he was ok or not...

 

[theLooneyLibrarian]

GRANTED, it turns out he's not.
I wish I had a device that lets me create pictures, music, videos e.t.c. by just imagining them.

 

[Asuka]

GRANTED, it turns out he's not.
I wish I had a device that lets me create pictures, music, videos e.t.c. by just imagining them.

Granted; but it seems that the device you received malfunctioned, and in return damaged your brain cells.

I wish for Yuzuki Yukari's bunny hoddie.

 

[Tsubaki Akatou]

Granted! but I ate it and it was tasty

I wish I had a jetpack

 

[PeppermintCereal]

Granted, but it doesn't have an off switch.

I wish G dragon really was my son.

 

[Zoku]

Granted, but he stomps you to death.
I wish people would not despise VOCALOID or UTAU.