Crush a wish

[Windayy]

Granted, but then the snowman melts.

I wish for a cheesecake.
LOL FOOD RELATED WISHES.

 

[Zoku]

Granted, but it explodes when you start chewing it.

I wish that I would win in "The last person to post" game.

 

[poundthemochi]

If you bother to check the thread, I posted in there.

I wish I had the courge to oto a VB.

 

[faerimagic]

Granted. But then you realize that the VB is impossible to work with afterwards!

I wish that I could play badminton without feeling like I'm going to collapse from lack of oxygen. (I freakin love that sport)

 

[MioDioDaVinci]

Granted, you no longer feel it, but instead you now simply collapse from lack of oxygen.

I wish I could use more than one effect in MMD without my computer kicking the bucket.

 

[Lemondolly]

Granted, but your computer starts crying, get up and says," You should know my capabilities!", and jumps out the near two-story window.

I wish I could animate really well!

 

[Windayy]

Granted, but then the ANIMATIONS come to life and destroy your home.


I wish Yukehi had a manly voice so he didn't have to be a trap. DX

 

[theLooneyLibrarian]

Granted, but now he's got man boobs and he's really hairy as well.
I wish I had a really cute Defoko plushie X3

 

[chibat]

Granted, but you ended up with a live one that hates other UTAU . I wish my cat stopped chomping me .

 

[faerimagic]

Granted. It messes up your electronics instead.

I wish for my cough to disappear.

 

[theLooneyLibrarian]

Granted. Your cough is gone. Along with your lungs.
I wish for an endless supply of delicious mochi.

 

[poundthemochi]

I live up to my username and pound it for you.Then, I sorta pounded your finger on the mochi making it all bloody and gross.

I wish paypal wasn't so stupid so I'd get Big Al.

 

[na4a4a]

Wish granted but the disk is defective and installs "Nyan Cat OS"

[wish] I wish I could swim in a pool of money.
[answer] Wish granted, you jump and break your face.

WISH TO BE ANSWERED: I wish my bedroom light had a second switch to start strobing.

 

[NicolaCola]

Granted, but whenever you use the switch the lights give you a seizure.

I wish for good art.

 

[thibaud76200]

I wish I have a tablet.
I wish I can do nice USTs.
I wish I can do good instrumentals.

 

[na4a4a]

@ NicolaCola Wish granted but you have to draw it with your feet.

@ thibaud76200 Wish granted you will fart those items out if a few minutes

I wish for all the flies to die

 

[WhoahASnowglobe]

Granted, the flies die but mosquitoes take their place and suck your blood :o

I wish for a pickle

 

[NicolaCola]

Granted, but it's not the kind you wanted.

I wish for this wish to be crushed. :D

 

[na4a4a]

wish granted but a paradox caused 2 of your wishes to be crushed (lose a turn)

i wish for mini-pancake man

 

[WhoahASnowglobe]

Wish granted, but the pancake man later ate himself (cuz you know, he's made of pancakes :/)

I wish for a glass of orange juice :D