I take you down and punch you for reviving this topic which has been dead for over 3 years. I take the cheese while you're distracted and run off, keeping the topic alive.
I have an allergic reaction to K-Pop and am rushed to the ER. From there I contact some trained professionals who probably owe me to retrieve the cheese. I have the cheese. And a large medical bill.
I summon a random ally. The random ally happens to be a high level bandit. They take the cheese. The bandit has the cheese, and they are my ally, so by default, I have the cheese.
My cat distracts you while you're trying to escape my house with the cheese. While she's being a weirdo and distracting you, I take the cheese and hide.