Since no-one has ever done a Let’s Play-like thing before on here, I’m going to be the first. And I’m going to do a Randomlocke of Emerald. Which will be great fun! At least for you guys since I suck at Nuzlockes. I always make everything faint. Might you be wondering why that’s bad…
Smeen’s Randomlocke Rules:
- Every Pokémon that faints is considered dead and will be stored in the PC forever. (Yeah I’m not releasing I’m an emotional person. It’s basically the same anyway.)
- You can only catch one Pokémon on each route, the first you encounter. If you can’t catch it, you can’t get another one. This only counts from the moment I get balls though, and if I already have the Pokémon it doesn’t count either.
- Naming will happen with a random name generator. For fun.
I unleashed a cool program called the Randomizer on my Emerald rom, so all Pokémon encounters, even starters, will be random. This will be interesting…
Let’s start, shall we?
SPOILERD BECAUSE HUGE!
I always skip intros. Except for my White. White has a precious opening. It has N.
I wasn’t waiting… Why do I suddenly feel bad?
*SNEEZE* Wait I’m *SNEEZE* allergic *SNEEZE* to your kind! *SNEEZE*
Well duh. *SNEEZE* I’m not new here. *SNEEZE* Wait let me take my allergy pills.
Yes. Even Team Plasma couldn’t stop us. Their king was way too hot anyway.
I’m a girl, thank you very much.
My name is Smeen. Remember it ladies and gentlemen. I am breaking my pattern of naming all my Pokémon MCs after food this day.
Oh, so I am new here after all. Funny.
I was born ready. Can’t you see how ready I am? Why do all the professors ask the same questions?
Oh wow they locked me up already. That’s a personal record!
Oh wait, there’s a door now. Forget about calling the newspapers.
Okay this is scary. You never call me honey. Why were you already in the house? You aren’t even complaining about my clothes! WHERE IS MY REAL MOTHER!
It sucks. It’s small, boring and not in Unova. Everything but Unova sucks mom.
Where is Team Plasma when you need them. Slavery, right in my new house!
Couldn’t he buy me something I’ll actually like?
My room has not enough pink. Like, really. I hate wooden floors too. This sucks.
I don’t want to see him. He bought me clock instead of new shoes.
To the neighbors! Are there only 2 houses here? How boring.
I don’t do arranged marriages. Go away.
Haha her son dropped his balls! Oh man I’m funny…
I didn’t know you were stupid.
I have a name. Thank you.
Why does he walk off to his PC? Shut down the X-rated stuff before I see it? Come on now, I’m not blind.
This place sucks. I’m running away from home.
N- Aw man look at that cute little red bow of awesome epic moeness… Okay, I’ll go. You stay here princess.
You’re an adult. It’s only a Zigzagoon. Act like a man will you?
Well, let’s raid his bag while he’s not watching. Let’s see what starters we can get, no?
Mr. Mime. I never liked clowns.
I don’t trust Diglett. Where is its body?
OH HELL YES!
Scratch it. Scratch it to hell and back again.
It happens to the best of us.
Aplomp apparently means self-confidence. Another thing learned through Pokémon.
As if you were ever getting it back. Nincada. NINCADA!
Random name generator says Brigita. Somehow I find it fitting.
If he’s done looking at hentai, yes.
No. I will go see Brendan and kick his sorry ass.
Why dis? He really is stupid.
Come at me bro. Come at me.
I heard Brendan likes Mudkips. Haha, I’m sorry Mudkip, I never liked you.
Damn straight Brigita. Damn straight.
Shabby? How old are you?
I wasn’t trying to beat him. He sucks eggs.
Let the Randomlocke begin.
Finally, new shoes! At least mom knows what I need.
And we end this with a teamshot! Brigita and I will rock Hoenn!
Smeen’s Randomlocke Rules:
- Every Pokémon that faints is considered dead and will be stored in the PC forever. (Yeah I’m not releasing I’m an emotional person. It’s basically the same anyway.)
- You can only catch one Pokémon on each route, the first you encounter. If you can’t catch it, you can’t get another one. This only counts from the moment I get balls though, and if I already have the Pokémon it doesn’t count either.
- Naming will happen with a random name generator. For fun.
I unleashed a cool program called the Randomizer on my Emerald rom, so all Pokémon encounters, even starters, will be random. This will be interesting…
Let’s start, shall we?
SPOILERD BECAUSE HUGE!
I always skip intros. Except for my White. White has a precious opening. It has N.
I wasn’t waiting… Why do I suddenly feel bad?
*SNEEZE* Wait I’m *SNEEZE* allergic *SNEEZE* to your kind! *SNEEZE*
Well duh. *SNEEZE* I’m not new here. *SNEEZE* Wait let me take my allergy pills.
Yes. Even Team Plasma couldn’t stop us. Their king was way too hot anyway.
I’m a girl, thank you very much.
My name is Smeen. Remember it ladies and gentlemen. I am breaking my pattern of naming all my Pokémon MCs after food this day.
Oh, so I am new here after all. Funny.
I was born ready. Can’t you see how ready I am? Why do all the professors ask the same questions?
Oh wow they locked me up already. That’s a personal record!
Oh wait, there’s a door now. Forget about calling the newspapers.
Okay this is scary. You never call me honey. Why were you already in the house? You aren’t even complaining about my clothes! WHERE IS MY REAL MOTHER!
It sucks. It’s small, boring and not in Unova. Everything but Unova sucks mom.
Where is Team Plasma when you need them. Slavery, right in my new house!
Couldn’t he buy me something I’ll actually like?
My room has not enough pink. Like, really. I hate wooden floors too. This sucks.
I don’t want to see him. He bought me clock instead of new shoes.
To the neighbors! Are there only 2 houses here? How boring.
I don’t do arranged marriages. Go away.
Haha her son dropped his balls! Oh man I’m funny…
I didn’t know you were stupid.
I have a name. Thank you.
Why does he walk off to his PC? Shut down the X-rated stuff before I see it? Come on now, I’m not blind.
This place sucks. I’m running away from home.
N- Aw man look at that cute little red bow of awesome epic moeness… Okay, I’ll go. You stay here princess.
You’re an adult. It’s only a Zigzagoon. Act like a man will you?
Well, let’s raid his bag while he’s not watching. Let’s see what starters we can get, no?
Mr. Mime. I never liked clowns.
I don’t trust Diglett. Where is its body?
OH HELL YES!
Scratch it. Scratch it to hell and back again.
It happens to the best of us.
Aplomp apparently means self-confidence. Another thing learned through Pokémon.
As if you were ever getting it back. Nincada. NINCADA!
Random name generator says Brigita. Somehow I find it fitting.
If he’s done looking at hentai, yes.
No. I will go see Brendan and kick his sorry ass.
Why dis? He really is stupid.
Come at me bro. Come at me.
I heard Brendan likes Mudkips. Haha, I’m sorry Mudkip, I never liked you.
Damn straight Brigita. Damn straight.
Shabby? How old are you?
I wasn’t trying to beat him. He sucks eggs.
Let the Randomlocke begin.
Finally, new shoes! At least mom knows what I need.
And we end this with a teamshot! Brigita and I will rock Hoenn!
