The Bad Joke Thread

Avalia-Kasa

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Guys, why don't we have a bad joke thread???
Basically, just put a bad joke on here. It can be just an overheard joke like 789 or chemistry jokes.
Sorta like the Image War only with bad jokes > w >;
I'll start.

Oxygen and her secret lover potassium went on a date... it was OK.
Magnesium, O's wife sees this and says 'OMg'
Nitrogen hears this and says 'NO'

I'm dying already
 

JurianChibo

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Why did Hannah fall off the swing?
Because she have no arms.

Knock Knock Knock
Who's there?
Certainly not Hannah
 

Avalia-Kasa

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Omg xD

How often do I tell chemistry jokes? PERIODICALLY.
I actually just told one the other day... There was no reaction.
 

Avalia-Kasa

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OMG YOU GUYS I LOVE YOU

What did one eye say to the other?
"You know, between you and me... something smells."
 

Avalia-Kasa

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OH OH HERE'S A GOOD PICKUP LINE YOU GUYS

"You know, I've been shipping us for a while and I was wondering if we could make this ship go canon..."
 

KuroKitsuSan

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What is the sexiest animal in the barn?

Brown chicken, brown cow.

get...get it? Cause..old sex music?.. ah nevermind
 

Avalia-Kasa

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Omg xD

If I were an enzyme, I'd be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes e w e
 

Jpegurl

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Oh snap, I really wanna contribute, but looking at these made me automatically forgot every bad joke I know. OTL
 

shinami

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What's the internet's favorite animal?

The lynx.

*everyone graons*
 

Avalia-Kasa

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Omg you guyssssssssss

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then replies, "I.. I just realized that my alcoholism is driving my family apart :sad:"
 

Avalia-Kasa

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Omg xD

The name's Bond.
Ionic Bond.
Taken, not shared.



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