Crush a wish

[poundthemochi]

The hell, I just drank a glass of orange juice.

You have a glass of orange juice but,I take it and drink it.

I wish wasn't forced to go to a movie.

 

[MioDioDaVinci]

Granted, you're forced to go to military boot camp instead.

I wish that we could all make voice banks with a snap of our fingers.

 

[na4a4a]

wish granted but they now all sound exactly the same.

I wish for a nuclear bomb to drop on mars.

 

[WhoahASnowglobe]

Wish granted, but now the planets are all out of wack and earth hurdles towards the sun o.o  I wish for a piece of gum...PINEAPPLE gum o.o

 

[na4a4a]

wish granted but it's made from unripened pineapples (poisonous)

I wish for the ability to bend space and time, alter reality, shape hills, Planets, SOLAR SYSTEMS!!! and cake.

 

[MioDioDaVinci]

Granted. But the cake is a fruit cake.

I wish for the ability to catch up with fandoms in the blink of an eye.

 

[WhoahASnowglobe]

Granted, but the power was too much for you and your head blows up :D

I wish for fried chicken :U

 

[na4a4a]

Whish granted...it's peanut butter covered...

*bends fruit cake into chocolate*

I wish for a peice of paper...

 

[Kero]

Granted, but it's a special new beta kind of paper that is highly combustible when it comes into contact with oxygen. 8D /shot

I wish that certain individuals were less unattainable, but not so attainable as to take the fun out of the chase. ;D

 

[na4a4a]

Wish granted...but the questions is...which one(s)?

I wish for people to sing calalini in a chorus...a creepy chorus...

 

[WhoahASnowglobe]

wish granted but it's SO creepy, you can't sleep for weeks o.o


I wish for an egg :o

 

[Rotami]

Wish granted,but the egg is pie flavour.

I wish for chocolate milk. 

 

[NicolaCola]

Granted, but it gets spilled all over you.

I wish for a big trampoline.

 

[Darach]

Granted, but it comes with a roof made especially for bumping your head into.

I wish for a small parrot to sit on my shoulder. One that makes horrible comments. c:

 

[WhoahASnowglobe]

Granted, but the parrot runs away two days afterward :D


I wish for a bag... of potatoes :o

 

[MioDioDaVinci]

Granted, but they magically appear over you head. Hope you don't mind being squashed.

I wish for a hundred bran new DVDs that I could throw around at people [sub][sub][sub][sub]no, i honestly don't know. too tired to care.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[NicolaCola]

Granted, but the DVDs are so heavy that you can barely pick them up, let alone actually try and hit someone with them.

I wish for an awesome forum party.

 

[Avalia-Kasa]

Granted, but someone put stuff in the juice and everyone DIED. :D

I wish to see mah crush.................. yaydeepwish; ;

 

[NicolaCola]

Granted, but since someone put stuff in the juice in my wish, you're still dead. But you can still see him somehow because that makes logical sense of course.

I wish for bunnies.

 

[Rotami]

Wish granted,but the bunnies turn out to be dead.

I wish for Pokemon to be real.