Shrine of Doritoism

here is where we worship the dorito god mario fuwa by @nanaro
he is so dank

 

ALL HAIL MARIO

 

Hail dorito lord.

 

In the name of Mario, Maria and Hanzo Yamiga amen

 

bless this shrine *cries tears of joy*

 

Light some dorito scented candles and pray to him.

 

our lord and savior

 

What scent should they be? I hope it isn't Sweet Chilli Peppers.

 

Obviously nacho cheese

 

*starts setting up a blueprint for Mountain Dew Goddess shrine*

 

Our lord and savior has his own twitter account
Feel free to interact with him and the like

 

All hail, Mario *Bows

 

Oh blessed Mario, we have come to worship you and your dearest (i hope) sister Maria.

 

This must be open for Doritoism and Mountain Dewism, right my fellow worshippers?

 

dorito god at his cutest err holiest

 

Because Doritoists are loving and open to fellow Dews

--- Double Post Merged, Jan 9, 2017 ---

Lead us not into opened Doritos and deliver us from expired ones

 

I thought you said fellow Jews there xD

 

Our Dorito who art thy Fuwaland, Praise and Honored by us, Your kingdom of Fuwaland, thy will be done on Earth as it is in Fuwaland...

I really had doubts posting this...I'm a religious catholic and I feel like Im mocking God...