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Funny Anecdotes!

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candymarbles

Teto's Territory
WELL HELLO THAR

How about we all share some funny things that have happened to us? Everyone has some kind of story, and I (as well as plenty of other people) would love to hear them! Here, I'll start.

Recently, I got my eyebrows waxed for the first time. The lady there had a rather thick Japanese accent, and before she started she told me to "close my eyes". Because of the way she pronounced close, I had thought that she said "cross". So, while attempting to cross my eyes, I told her that I "don't think I can do that..." My mom had to mouth the word "close" for me, in between her laughter. To be honest, I have never been more disappointed in myself, and I have yet to live this incident down.

I get the odd feeling that I'm going to be contributing to this thread a lot
 
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Ant

Teto's Territory
Defender of Defoko
When I was really little (only months old) my brother (who was also young at the time, about 2 or 3) covered me up with a blanket and told my mom that some strange guy came into the house and kidnapped me. My mom got the police and they closed down all the bridges around my area so that no one could get in or out. They were searching for hours until one of the officers found me under the blanket on the floor next to the couch.

I always laugh when I hear this story. :P
 
Lemondolly

Lemondolly

Teto's Territory
Defender of Defoko
When I was about 7, my cousin came to visit. My dad was gone on a business trip, so it was just my mom, my aunt, my 8 year old cousin, my 6 year old sister, and me. Well, we decided to go to Thunderland, an amusement park nearby. So we were there for a couple of hours and decided to head home. When we got back... the screen door was wide open. When we went inside there was a bag in front of our television. Suddenly, my cousin yelled out, "Who are you?" and started the run up the steps. We all chased after her and the window upstairs was wide open. I peered out the window to see a man in a bathtub we had sitting outside the window. He fell in it. He got up, holding his arm, and began to run like crazy, where he tripped over a slide that we had in out backyard. He persisted and got up, still holding his arm, making a mad dash for the fence(it's a huge backyard, so it's quite a run), where he hopped and ran the alleyway behind our house. Of course we called the police and stuff, but it's funny that not only did he fail in his attempts to rob us, I think he actually broke his arm xD
I don't know if they ever actually caught the guy, but it was funny.
 
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candymarbles

Teto's Territory
Thread starter
Ant & Lemondolly- *snicker*

My grandma used to have this guy who worked for her, and he was, let's say, a bit odd. One day, she found him limp, floating face down in a lake. She thought he was drowning, so she frantically called out my Grandpa to fish him out. My Grandpa had been in the shower, so he ran outside, mostly naked, and dragged their worker out of the lake. When their worker was safe on the grass, he looked at my Grandpa and said, "Hey, what are you doing?! I was sleeping!"
 
Lemondolly

Lemondolly

Teto's Territory
Defender of Defoko
candymarbles link said:
Ant & Lemondolly- *snicker*

My grandma used to have this guy who worked for her, and he was, let's say, a bit odd. One day, she found him limp, floating face down in a lake. She thought he was drowning, so she frantically called out my Grandpa to fish him out. My Grandpa had been in the shower, so he ran outside, mostly naked, and dragged their worker out of the lake. When their worker was safe on the grass, he looked at my Grandpa and said, \"Hey, what are you doing?! I was sleeping!\"
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This- lol
So hard
 
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candymarbles

Teto's Territory
Thread starter
Trust me, I'm just as confused as you are! XD That guy was really crazy, but he provided plenty of funny stuff for me to tell people about.

Okay, when my dad was little, he had a capgun. One day he was playing with it, but for some reason that I do not know, he was naked. He ended up accidentally shooting himself in the crotch, and went after my Grandma begging her to "kiss the booboo".
 
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celiaorirene

Momo's Minion
candymarbles link said:
Ant & Lemondolly- *snicker*

My grandma used to have this guy who worked for her, and he was, let's say, a bit odd. One day, she found him limp, floating face down in a lake. She thought he was drowning, so she frantically called out my Grandpa to fish him out. My Grandpa had been in the shower, so he ran outside, mostly naked, and dragged their worker out of the lake. When their worker was safe on the grass, he looked at my Grandpa and said, \"Hey, what are you doing?! I was sleeping!\"
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Weird and funny guy!
 
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