Need an english to japanese translater

[loserloid]

im making a world is mine for my friend's utau, but i dont know japanese and its a lot of work to make sure that google translate isn't lying to me ^_^'' does anyone know how to speak japanese, if even just a little? if yes i can post the english lyrics i made and maybe you could help me translate? i tried translating the first couple lines but im not sure how accurate they are. any help would very much be appreciated!

 

[Tema]

I'm no expert, but I can take a look at it and see if I can help

 

[loserloid]

hey sorry it took me so long to post the lyrics! i went on vacation and i just got back...so here are the lyrics! i used Miku-tans english version to kinda help as a guide to making this...and there are certain words i want to keep in english, like hipser, loser, vegan and mainstream.. any help at all is appreciated :3

i'm the number one hipster in the whole world
so kneel before me
loser

number one: dont copy my Gucci hairstyle!
Number two: get those ugly mainstream shoes away from me!
Number three: you can adress me as "my queen" when i speak to you!
if you understand, then go get me some iced coffee right now

its not like im a mean person or anything
i just want you to realize that im above everyone else because i am the

number one hipster in the whole world. you will be jealous of me hey hey
its quite impossible to please me
who do you think the hell that i am
now i want to eat. something vegan right now
right now you hear?!

Flaws? as a matter of fact im perf
who said you were allowed to complain???
i say! you better listen to only me! hey!!

oh, and also

don't compare me to Galaco, im better- that much is obvious!
don't dissagree!
if you get it now, kneel before me, tell me "i'm not worthy"

its not that i have an ego or anything like that
however, you should know that i am superior in every single way

in this world, a style that belongs only to me
about time you noticed, hey hey
that my accesories are all vintage
a glare that is oh so silent yet cold
oh for crying out loud!
no you cannot be my friend!
Hey!
its obvious that you still do not understand
you are all beneath me

i dont eat sweets they will make me fat
but you can get Maki some Nutella!
no, you are wrong i don't need friends
i have one named maki and that is all i need!
I COULD HAVE FRIENDS IF I REALLY WANTED
I DONT NEED ALL YOU STUPID LOSERS

hey of course you know i am the

number one hipster in the whole world
do not look me in the eyes
or ill get my loser brother to hurt you
you have to work for my firendship..
its not so easy, hey
you might say "im such a pain in the ass" but
why even bother dealing with someone like me

 

[Tema]

Alright, I think I got this! I've already got a (hot mess of a) rough draft halfway done

 

[loserloid]

oh my gosh thank you so much

if there's anything you want in return like a drawing or anything then id be more than happy to do so, i really really appreciate the help! (i drew my profile picture by the way if you want to know what my art looks like xD)

 

[speacario]

Ooh! Ooh!

Can you help me making a song too? OWO

 

[Tema]

Sorry it took so long I did my best to try to keep it in a similar rhythm to the original song.

I typed it in romaji for simplicity's sake, if you need me to put it in hiragana just let me know~ (I can also give you kanji if you want it)

Spoiler

Sekai de ichiban hipustaa
Dakara dogeza shinasai
Ruuza

Sono ichi, gucchi no kashiratsuki kopii suru na
Sono ni, hidee na meensutoriimu shuuzu koko kara denasai
Sono san, boku to hanashitara, “oujo-sama” tte!
Wakattara, aisu koohii mottekitte ima sugu ni yo

Ijiwarui hito nanka mitai nai
Boku wa minna yori koushou kiduite hoshii yo, sore kara

Sekai de ichiban hipustaa, urayamashii ni naru, nee, nee
Kimuzukashii boku, muri da yo
Nanda, dare ga omotteru no?
Ima nanka beegan tabetai na
Ima sugu daro?!

Ketten? Uso, paafekuto!
Yowane haite ii tte dare???
Oi! Boku dake ni kiite!

A, sore to ne

Gyarako to kurabenaide, boku no hou – sore atabou!
Momete wa dame!
Mou wakattara, dogeza shite, kurimake tte!

Ego nanka nainda
Sore demo, subete boku no hou!

Kono yo ni, boku dake no stairu
Sore kiduite, ii koro, hora,
Akusesorii no zenbu vintaji!
Musei kedo maji tsumetai nirami
Nante, mou!
Oi!
Mie mie, mada wakarani
Minna ishin ni kakawaru!

Okashi wa iya da, futotteiru
Demo Maki no tame natteraa o mottekite!
Chigau, tomo iranai
Maki dake ga ii!
Iru nara, shitashimeru!
Omaera wa baka na ruuza, iranai!

Hora, mochiron shitteru, watashi wa

Sekai de ichiban no hipustaa
Me o awanaide
Suru nara boku no ruuza buraza wa kimi o itameru
Boku no suki no tame ni, shigoto shite!
Yasukunai ne, hora
Mendou te yuu kamo keredo
Naze boku mitai dareka de komaru?

Ooh! Ooh!

Can you help me making a song too? OWO

I can try, if you'd still like me to ^w^ (she replies ages later orz)

 

[Kiyoteru]

//That person was only translating and adapting lyrics, so you should be able to write the original lyrics yourself and do the music and maybe art/video instead of asking a lyric-translator to do it all

//shot

 

[loserloid]

omg thanks so much!! i didnt realize you posted this here Q A Q oh my god thank you

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are you really sure you dont want anything in return?