I am offensive and I find this blonde. Just kidding.
But I am blonde OTL My dad has this theory that all the 'natural bleach' that makes my hair blonde, is slowly seeping into my brain...
But anyways onto my blonde moment:
Me and my friends were messing around, doing the whole, "PRAAAIISE JESUS!!! REBUUUKE THE DEVIIIILLL!" Thing we saw on Tumblr. We go to a catholic school. I said VERY loudly, "PRAIIISE THE DEVIL! REBUKE THE JESSUUUUSSSS!!!" by accident, because I am blonde and mix my words up. Yeah. It took me a few seconds to realize what I said, and I started derping because I was like, "AMG. WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?"
Also. In the past 6 months, I've casually walked into 2 glass doors, the door of my favorite boutique (Tokyo Rebel. Shortly after I blew $80 on a cutsew and pair of socks.), a screen door, my wall a few times, doorframes, and managed to successfully to rip a stitch from my surgery.