What! But the Queen of England gave me that for my birthday! How could sheSorry to burst your bubble but that "platinum winner crown" is a bootleg
OH CRAP! I THREW THE CROWN IN THE GARBAGE WHEN I FOUND OUT IT WAS FAKE. I HAVE TO FIND THE GARBAGE MAN AND SAVE AMERICA!!!But what if I told you that the queen of England is actually a robot from the future vowing to destroy mankind
And that the platinum winner crown is a nuclear bomb