so a man is walking on the beach reflecting on his life you know the ups and downs....
he looks back down the beach and he sees that where he had good times there were two sets of footprints and during bad times only one set. he says "jesus, did you carry me through my bad times?" jesus sez "no my son... i carried you the whole way..." the man replies "so what about the other set of footprints?" Jesus sez " I dont know man.....thats just f@ckin creepy..."