I have the cheese!

[NaughtyPichu]

I take my Portal gun and shoot one portal directly below you and the other directly above you, so you are doomed to fall for eternity in an endless loop. I snatch the cheese away from you as you whoosh through the top portal and into the bottom. W00t.

 

[ruthienick]

I pushed you forward and you tripped aswell. I HAVE LEH CHEEEEZ.

 

[faerimagic]

I suddenly appear and surprise you and I take the cheese.

 

[Lemondolly]

The cheese suddenly shoots out of your hands and into mine. I NOW HAVE THE CHEESE.

 

[poundthemochi]

I throw muffins at you and you throw me the cheese. I have the cheese.

 

[Austria]

I grabbed my violin, whacked you with it, got my piano, smashed you with it and proceeded to stomp on you. I then rolled your body into a pit, and buried it.
Then I built a house ontop of your grave.
Then I took the cheese.
So now I have it.


.....

Spoiler

Then I ate it.

Because I was hungry.

 

[faerimagic]

I reverse time and take the cheese before you can eat it, creating a time vortex which causes this universe to collapse, but I escape to an alternate universe through the TARDIS.

 

[Lemondolly]

I swallow the cheese in your hands. Good luck getting it from me now. >:D

 

[poundthemochi]

Lemondolly and Me went on a roller coaster and she threw up with the cheese in whole. That's gross but, I NOW HAVE THE CHEESE!

 

[Lemondolly]

I came in ultra sexy cosplay and talked you into giving me the cheese. I have it, o ho ho~

 

[poundthemochi]

હું તમને આ કરવામાં અને ગેરસમજ you.I એ ચીઝ છે ભાષાંતર!

 

[Lemondolly]

I drew a picture of your UTAU that was so horribly disgusting that you ran away screaming after you dropped the cheese. I got it now!

 

[poundthemochi]

I threw pie in your face.
You dropped the cheese.
I have it now.
I HAVE THE CHEESE.

 

[Lemondolly]

I licked the cheese and you didn't want it anymore. I have the cheese now!

 

[poundthemochi]

I happen to be wearing gloves. I HAVE THE CHEEZE!

 

[Lemondolly]

I switched the cheese with a foam cheese while you weren't looking. I have the cheese, now!

 

[poundthemochi]

I distracted you during the skype call we are having and took the cheese.

 

[Lemondolly]

I hung up leaving you all alone and you started crying. I took the cheese!

 

[poundthemochi]

I stole the cheese. I HAVE THE CHEESE

 

[Lemondolly]

A gorilla vorx you and I got the cheese.