I have the cheese!

[JamesOvO]

I'm supposed to be otoing right now-

bye


(btw I took your cheese and gave it to Jokester127)

 

[jokester127]

You thought the cheese was rotten, but the mold happened to heal me

 

[ShyShroomii]

I murder jokester and take the cheese.

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I should be working on a shitpost rn so bye.

 

[jokester127]

ok

 

[jokester127]

The other me (Me) burns me and takses the cheese, I have the cheese

 

[ShyShroomii]

I declone you and grab the cheese

 

[jokester127]

Using time travel, before you could declone me, I put you in the fire along with the other me, I have the cheese

 

[ShyShroomii]

I foil your plans with that same method. I grab le cheese

 

[jokester127]

I time travel to the supermarket where the cheese was stolen, then before everything happened, I take the cheese, I have the cheese

 

[ShyShroomii]

I time travel again before you ate the cheese. Then I eat all the cheese in the whole universe.

 

[jokester127]

Apparently your time travel device has a defect, if you time trave 8 years, it will take 8x8 (64) years from your life, so you die before you can finish the cheese

 

[ShyShroomii]

I fixed the time machine and go back in time, and replace it. Then I finish the cheese in 4 minutes

 

[jokester127]

I extract the cheese from your body and store it in a vault far away in a universe 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 universes away

 

[ShyShroomii]

I get their faster than the speed of light, And eat the cheese.

 

[jokester127]

i extract the cheese from your body, and also, the universe is 13 billion light years, so it would take 13 billion years for light to get through, so even if you were faster than light, it would take a long time to get past the universe, let alone 11111090947689423420985748725873256098716743986t7348095602873416587465849586238475694875683458372364987126918502 ones

 

[ShyShroomii]

I DEFY ALL POWER. I GET THERE IN THREE SECONDS AND KILL YOU AND EAT THE CHEESE. AND BURN YOUR BODY. AND I HIRED SOMEBODY WHICH MAKES YOU INCABLE OF BEING A GHOST.

 

[HanatheNeko]

a tiny birb boy with floof hair asks you for the cheese, you fall for his puppy dog eyes and give him the cheese~
he then makes a grilled cheese for everyone!
everyone has a (grilled) cheese

 

[ShyShroomii]

I eat everybody's grilled cheese, And the whole world's dairy supply. So NO MORE CHEESE = NO MORE STUPID THREAD

 

[HanatheNeko]

the birb boy cries and his big sister (who's somehow a dragon) comes to whoop some butt
she mercilessly kicks your ghost butt and grabs the extra cheese from her mini fridge.
she then gives it to the birb boy and the birb boy gives me da cheese
i has the cheese >:3

 

[jokester127]

I extract the cheese from Shyshroomi's body using my cheeseattractinator thingy and store it in a vault made of the world's strongest material, We both have the cheese