I have the cheese!

[Tori-chan~]

I magically appear in front of you and take the cheese, then give it to my Utau Sakurane Roko to keep on my computer's hard drive.
Roko has the cheese. >:3

 

[Dangosan]

Through an unexplained process I turn the cheese into an STL file and print it with a 3D printer.
I have the cheese now.

 

[NordGeit]

I melt the cheese. The cheese is ruined, and you, in your despair, throw it away. I take the cheese. The cheese is now mine.

 

[JamesOvO]

I throw you in a pool of spiders, I now have the cheese