Once upon a time, I got really, really upset with UTAU, and then wrote a song about it.
Lyrics under cut. Many thanks to MYTH-POID for being my bullhorn.
This is it, this is all, this is tearing me apart
How can singing synthesizers make my music life so hard?
It's the end, curtain call
Everyone gets uninstalled
One more fresamp glitch will drive me up the [BEEP] wall
I never thought that I'd be sitting here,
working on USTs for all these years,
and for the longest time i didn't know
how to use VCV
My UTAU's ACT1 was a awful mess
But with my luck it's still the well-known one
It seems like no matter what mic I use
The background noise is way too audible or not enough
And I wish I had the capability
to write originals or to go on cover sprees
But this synthesizer English just makes me wanna cry
And though I hate to say, かろうじて日本語を話すよ...
(I barely speak Japanese...)
This is it, I am done
make this stupid oto run!
All the envelopes are slurring and this hobby isn't fun
Make it stop, make it end
I can't do this scream append
Why should I bother with cover art, it's not like I get views
So I say, but I lie
I can't kiss this stuff goodbye
I might be hunched over on this laptop 'til the day I die
Guess I'll never be free, and the subscript seems to be out of range
How can singing synthesizers make my music life so hard?
It's the end, curtain call
Everyone gets uninstalled
One more fresamp glitch will drive me up the [BEEP] wall
I never thought that I'd be sitting here,
working on USTs for all these years,
and for the longest time i didn't know
how to use VCV
My UTAU's ACT1 was a awful mess
But with my luck it's still the well-known one
It seems like no matter what mic I use
The background noise is way too audible or not enough
And I wish I had the capability
to write originals or to go on cover sprees
But this synthesizer English just makes me wanna cry
And though I hate to say, かろうじて日本語を話すよ...
(I barely speak Japanese...)
This is it, I am done
make this stupid oto run!
All the envelopes are slurring and this hobby isn't fun
Make it stop, make it end
I can't do this scream append
Why should I bother with cover art, it's not like I get views
So I say, but I lie
I can't kiss this stuff goodbye
I might be hunched over on this laptop 'til the day I die
Guess I'll never be free, and the subscript seems to be out of range
![[K] of Honor](/data/medal/1_1406930084l.jpg)
