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Guess what more my immortal utau shitpost from the host club server
Chapter 17.
AN: I sed stup flming da stryo! if ur a prep den dnot red it! u kin tel weder ur a prep or not by ma quiz itz on ma hompage. if ur not den u rok. if u r den FOOOOOK UFFFFFFFFFF! pz nadeo isn’t rely a prep. Nadeko plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur postr!
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Ruko gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). Cerrif kept shooting at us to com back 2 Utaforum. “WTF Cerrif?” I shouted angrily. “**** off you fjucking bastard.” Well anyway Nadeko came. Cerrif went away angrily.
“Hey bitch you look kawaii.” she said.
“Yah but not as kawaii as you.” I answered sadly cause Nadeko’s really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt, leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale she wuz. She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic.
“So r u going 2 da concert wif Roko?” she asked.
“Yah.” I said happily.
“I’m gong with Szatan.” she anserred happily. Well anyway Roko and Szatan came. They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Szatan was wearing a black t-shirt that said ‘666’ on it. She was wearing tons off makeup jus like WALTT. Roko was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GU t-shirt and black Vans he got from da Showcase. B’loody Kirt was going 2 da concert wif Alucord. Alucord used to be called Kevin Andrews but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were vampires. They dyed in a car crash. Kevin converted to Satanism and he went goth. He was in CV now. He was wearing a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it. We kall him Alucard now. Well anyway we al went 2 Roko’s black Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik) that his dad Ikuto gave him. We did pot, coke and crak. Roko and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps. We soon got there…….I gapsed.
Ted was da sexiest guy eva! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had long raven read hair n piercing red eyes. He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic voice. We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songz. Sudenly Ted polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn’t Ted at all! It was an ugly preppy man wif black clothes and red eyes... Every1 ran away but me and Roko. Roko and I came. It was…….Rkook and da Arpasing Deelers!
“U moronic idiots!” he shooted angstily. “Mairo, I told u to kill Nosferatu. Thou have failed. And now……….I shall kill thou and Roko!”
“No no please!” We begged sadly but he took out his knife.
Sudenly a gothic loi flu in on her broomstick. She had lung black hair and a looong black skirt. She wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘kai kim’ on da back. She shotted a VCV string and Rkook ran away. It was…………………………………MIKYO!
AN: I sed stup flming da stryo! if ur a prep den dnot red it! u kin tel weder ur a prep or not by ma quiz itz on ma hompage. if ur not den u rok. if u r den FOOOOOK UFFFFFFFFFF! pz nadeo isn’t rely a prep. Nadeko plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur postr!
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Ruko gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). Cerrif kept shooting at us to com back 2 Utaforum. “WTF Cerrif?” I shouted angrily. “**** off you fjucking bastard.” Well anyway Nadeko came. Cerrif went away angrily.
“Hey bitch you look kawaii.” she said.
“Yah but not as kawaii as you.” I answered sadly cause Nadeko’s really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt, leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale she wuz. She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic.
“So r u going 2 da concert wif Roko?” she asked.
“Yah.” I said happily.
“I’m gong with Szatan.” she anserred happily. Well anyway Roko and Szatan came. They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Szatan was wearing a black t-shirt that said ‘666’ on it. She was wearing tons off makeup jus like WALTT. Roko was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GU t-shirt and black Vans he got from da Showcase. B’loody Kirt was going 2 da concert wif Alucord. Alucord used to be called Kevin Andrews but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were vampires. They dyed in a car crash. Kevin converted to Satanism and he went goth. He was in CV now. He was wearing a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it. We kall him Alucard now. Well anyway we al went 2 Roko’s black Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik) that his dad Ikuto gave him. We did pot, coke and crak. Roko and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps. We soon got there…….I gapsed.
Ted was da sexiest guy eva! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had long raven read hair n piercing red eyes. He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic voice. We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songz. Sudenly Ted polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn’t Ted at all! It was an ugly preppy man wif black clothes and red eyes... Every1 ran away but me and Roko. Roko and I came. It was…….Rkook and da Arpasing Deelers!
“U moronic idiots!” he shooted angstily. “Mairo, I told u to kill Nosferatu. Thou have failed. And now……….I shall kill thou and Roko!”
“No no please!” We begged sadly but he took out his knife.
Sudenly a gothic loi flu in on her broomstick. She had lung black hair and a looong black skirt. She wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘kai kim’ on da back. She shotted a VCV string and Rkook ran away. It was…………………………………MIKYO!
Chapter 18.
AN: I SED STUP FLAMMING! if u do den ur a fuken prep! fangz 2 raven 4 da help n stuf. u rok! n ur nut a prep. fangz for muh sewter! ps da oder eson miko swor is koz she trin 2 be gofik so der!
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I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, blood-bed lipstick and a sleeveless black really low-cut leather shirt that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it.
(Da night before Roko and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth). Mikoh chased Rkook away. We flew there on our mics. Mine was black and the mic wire was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Roko had a black MCR mike. We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Tuning Park song.)
Well anyway I went down to the Grate Hall. There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too. But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant. And there were pastors of poser bands everywhere, like Aiko (nut AKIO) Kikyuune and the Multipitch Boys.
“WTF!” I shouted going to sit next to B’loody Kiiro and Nadeko. B’loody Kiiro was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Utaloote t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. Naeko was wearing a long gothic blak dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets. Nosferatu, Alucard and Roko came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Nova or Kasane Ted or Ritsu Namine. All the boys joined in cause they were bi.
“Those guys are so ****ing hot.” Kevin was saying as suddenly a gothic shoujo with a black dress and everything came. She was the same one who had chassed away Rkook yesterday. She had normal tan skin but she was wearing white foundation and she had died her hare black.
“……………….MIKO?1!” we all gasped.
“WTF?” I shouted angrily. “I thought she was just wearing that to scare Rosk!”
“Hello everyone.” she said happily. “As u can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?”
Everyone from the poser table in VCV started to cheer. Well we goths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads. We couldn’t believe what a poser she was!1.
“BTW you can call me Ooka.” SHE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our classes.
“What a ****ing poser!” Roko shouted angrily as we we to Rendering class. We were holding hands. Nosferatu looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothted way (geddit, gothTED lik Ted) but I didn’t say anything. “I bet he’s havin a mid-life crisis!” Nadeko shouted.
I was so ****ing angry.
AN: I SED STUP FLAMMING! if u do den ur a fuken prep! fangz 2 raven 4 da help n stuf. u rok! n ur nut a prep. fangz for muh sewter! ps da oder eson miko swor is koz she trin 2 be gofik so der!
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I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, blood-bed lipstick and a sleeveless black really low-cut leather shirt that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it.
(Da night before Roko and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth). Mikoh chased Rkook away. We flew there on our mics. Mine was black and the mic wire was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Roko had a black MCR mike. We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Tuning Park song.)
Well anyway I went down to the Grate Hall. There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too. But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant. And there were pastors of poser bands everywhere, like Aiko (nut AKIO) Kikyuune and the Multipitch Boys.
“WTF!” I shouted going to sit next to B’loody Kiiro and Nadeko. B’loody Kiiro was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Utaloote t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. Naeko was wearing a long gothic blak dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets. Nosferatu, Alucard and Roko came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Nova or Kasane Ted or Ritsu Namine. All the boys joined in cause they were bi.
“Those guys are so ****ing hot.” Kevin was saying as suddenly a gothic shoujo with a black dress and everything came. She was the same one who had chassed away Rkook yesterday. She had normal tan skin but she was wearing white foundation and she had died her hare black.
“……………….MIKO?1!” we all gasped.
“WTF?” I shouted angrily. “I thought she was just wearing that to scare Rosk!”
“Hello everyone.” she said happily. “As u can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?”
Everyone from the poser table in VCV started to cheer. Well we goths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads. We couldn’t believe what a poser she was!1.
“BTW you can call me Ooka.” SHE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our classes.
“What a ****ing poser!” Roko shouted angrily as we we to Rendering class. We were holding hands. Nosferatu looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothted way (geddit, gothTED lik Ted) but I didn’t say anything. “I bet he’s havin a mid-life crisis!” Nadeko shouted.
I was so ****ing angry.
Chapter 19. im nut ok i promise
AN: plz stup flaming da story if u do ur a foken prep n ur jelous ok!11 frum noq un im gong 2 delt ur men reviowz!111 BTW moriod a poorbank so der!1 fangzu~ 2 nadeko 4m da help!11
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All day we sat angerly finking about Mico. We were so ****ing pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da MCR concert. It had been postphoned, so we could all go.
Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. Roko was being all secretive.
I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot).
“No one ****ing understands me!1” he shouted angrily as his black hare went in his big red eyes like Ritsu in Boulevard of Borken Ustz. He was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik) I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Matsudappoiyo in Gong Discintiued. (email me if u wana see da pik)
“Accuse me? What about me!” I growled.
“Buy-but-but-” he grunted.
“You ****ing bastard!” I moaned.
“No! Wait! It’s not what it ****ing looks like!” he shouted.
But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Roko banged on the door. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Otakune in the video for Vocaloids and Utais (nadeko that is soo our video!). I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.
Suddenly Cerrif came. He had appearated.
“You gave me a ****ing shock!” I shouted angrily dropping my pot. “Wtf do you fink you’re doing in da my's room?”
Only it wasn’t just Cerifd. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b Ruko or maybe Roko but it was Mikyo.
“Hey I need to ask you a question.” she said, pulling out her black wanabe-goffik purse. “What are u wearing to the concert?”
“U no who MCR r!” I gasped.
“No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2.” She said. “Anyway Roko has a surprise for u.”
AN: plz stup flaming da story if u do ur a foken prep n ur jelous ok!11 frum noq un im gong 2 delt ur men reviowz!111 BTW moriod a poorbank so der!1 fangzu~ 2 nadeko 4m da help!11
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All day we sat angerly finking about Mico. We were so ****ing pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da MCR concert. It had been postphoned, so we could all go.
Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. Roko was being all secretive.
I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot).
“No one ****ing understands me!1” he shouted angrily as his black hare went in his big red eyes like Ritsu in Boulevard of Borken Ustz. He was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik) I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Matsudappoiyo in Gong Discintiued. (email me if u wana see da pik)
“Accuse me? What about me!” I growled.
“Buy-but-but-” he grunted.
“You ****ing bastard!” I moaned.
“No! Wait! It’s not what it ****ing looks like!” he shouted.
But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Roko banged on the door. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Otakune in the video for Vocaloids and Utais (nadeko that is soo our video!). I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.
Suddenly Cerrif came. He had appearated.
“You gave me a ****ing shock!” I shouted angrily dropping my pot. “Wtf do you fink you’re doing in da my's room?”
Only it wasn’t just Cerifd. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b Ruko or maybe Roko but it was Mikyo.
“Hey I need to ask you a question.” she said, pulling out her black wanabe-goffik purse. “What are u wearing to the concert?”
“U no who MCR r!” I gasped.
“No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2.” She said. “Anyway Roko has a surprise for u.”
Chapter 20.
AN: I sed I dnoty ker wut u fink! stof pflamin ok prepz!1 fangzu~ 2 nadeko 4 da help!1 oh yah btw ill be un vacation in transilvania 4 da nex 3 dayz so dnot expect updatz.
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All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I pot on a tight blak ledder jeans, a blak corset with urple lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots. MCR were gong 2 do the concert again, since Roxk had taken over the last one. I slit my wrists while I moshed 2 MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes and moshing to Fang u 4 da UST. I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside dat it was Roko so we could do it again.
“Wut de ****ing hell r u doing!” I shouted angrily. It was Sekkei! “R u gonna com raep me or what.” I yelled. I was allowed to say dat because Mikyo had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Spedy since he was a pedo.
“No, actshelly (geddit, hell) kan I plz burrow sum condemns.” he growld angrily.
“Yah, so u can fuk ur six-yr-old boyfriend, huh?” I shouted sarkastikally.
“Fuker.” He said, gong away.
Well anyway, I put on some black eyesharow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation. Then I went. Den I gasped…………………………………………………………….Speede and Sekkei were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Maria was watching!1
“Oh my god you ludacris idiot!” they both shooted angrily when they saw me. Maria ran away crying. Dey got up, though. Normally I wood have ben turned on (I luv cing guyz do it) but both of them were fuking preps. (btw Speede is movd 2 griffindoor now)
“WTF is that why u wanted condoms?” I asked sadistically. (c I speld dat)
“Only you wouldn’t give them to me!” Sehkey shouted angrily.
“Well you shoulda told me.” I replayed.
“You dimwit!.” Speede began 2 shoot angrily. And then………I took out my black camera and took a pic of them. U could see that they were naked and everything.
“Well xcuse me!” they both shouted angrily. “What was dat al about?”
“It wuz to blackmail u.” I snarked. “So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fuking rat me out or I’ll show dis to Mikdork. So **** off, u bastards!” I started to run. They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it. Well anyway, I went outside and there was Nosferatu, looking extremely ****ing hot.
“WTF where’d Roko?” I asked him.
“Oh he’s bein a ****ing bastard. He told me he wouldn’t com.” Nosferatu said shaking his hed. “U wanna com with me? 2 the concert?”
Then….. he showed me his flying car. I gasped. It was a black car. He said his dogfather Aroh Rowon had given it 2 him. The license plate on the front sed MCR666 on it. The one on da back said ‘MAIRO’ on it.
……….I gasped.
We flew to the concert hall. MCR were there, playing.
Nosferatu and I began 2 make out, moshing to the muzik. I gapsed, looking at da band.
I almost had an orgasim. Ted was so ****ing hot! He begin 2 sing ‘Helena’ and his sexah beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall. ……….And den, I heard some crrying. I turned and saw Roko, cryin in a corner.
AN: I sed I dnoty ker wut u fink! stof pflamin ok prepz!1 fangzu~ 2 nadeko 4 da help!1 oh yah btw ill be un vacation in transilvania 4 da nex 3 dayz so dnot expect updatz.
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All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I pot on a tight blak ledder jeans, a blak corset with urple lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots. MCR were gong 2 do the concert again, since Roxk had taken over the last one. I slit my wrists while I moshed 2 MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes and moshing to Fang u 4 da UST. I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside dat it was Roko so we could do it again.
“Wut de ****ing hell r u doing!” I shouted angrily. It was Sekkei! “R u gonna com raep me or what.” I yelled. I was allowed to say dat because Mikyo had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Spedy since he was a pedo.
“No, actshelly (geddit, hell) kan I plz burrow sum condemns.” he growld angrily.
“Yah, so u can fuk ur six-yr-old boyfriend, huh?” I shouted sarkastikally.
“Fuker.” He said, gong away.
Well anyway, I put on some black eyesharow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation. Then I went. Den I gasped…………………………………………………………….Speede and Sekkei were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Maria was watching!1
“Oh my god you ludacris idiot!” they both shooted angrily when they saw me. Maria ran away crying. Dey got up, though. Normally I wood have ben turned on (I luv cing guyz do it) but both of them were fuking preps. (btw Speede is movd 2 griffindoor now)
“WTF is that why u wanted condoms?” I asked sadistically. (c I speld dat)
“Only you wouldn’t give them to me!” Sehkey shouted angrily.
“Well you shoulda told me.” I replayed.
“You dimwit!.” Speede began 2 shoot angrily. And then………I took out my black camera and took a pic of them. U could see that they were naked and everything.
“Well xcuse me!” they both shouted angrily. “What was dat al about?”
“It wuz to blackmail u.” I snarked. “So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fuking rat me out or I’ll show dis to Mikdork. So **** off, u bastards!” I started to run. They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it. Well anyway, I went outside and there was Nosferatu, looking extremely ****ing hot.
“WTF where’d Roko?” I asked him.
“Oh he’s bein a ****ing bastard. He told me he wouldn’t com.” Nosferatu said shaking his hed. “U wanna com with me? 2 the concert?”
Then….. he showed me his flying car. I gasped. It was a black car. He said his dogfather Aroh Rowon had given it 2 him. The license plate on the front sed MCR666 on it. The one on da back said ‘MAIRO’ on it.
……….I gasped.
We flew to the concert hall. MCR were there, playing.
Nosferatu and I began 2 make out, moshing to the muzik. I gapsed, looking at da band.
I almost had an orgasim. Ted was so ****ing hot! He begin 2 sing ‘Helena’ and his sexah beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall. ……….And den, I heard some crrying. I turned and saw Roko, cryin in a corner.
Chapter 21.
AN: fuk u ok! u fokng suk. itz nut ma fult if itz speld rong ok koz dat bich nadenko cuz it fok u prepz!1 woopz soz nadeko fangzu~ 4 da help. btw transilvana rox hrad!1 I even gut 2 go 2 da kasel wer drkola was flimed!
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Later we all went in the skull. Roko was crying in da common room. “Roko are u okay?” I asked in a gothic voice.
“No I’m not u fuking bitch!” he shouted angrily. He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide.
“Its ok Mairo.” said Nosferatu comfortly. “Ill make him feel better.”
“U mean you’ll go **** him wont you!” I shouted angrily. Then I ran 2 get Roko. Nosferatu came too.
“Roko please come!” he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)
And then………………………….. we herd sum footsteps! Nosferatu got out his blak invincibility coke. We both gut under it. We saw the janitor Mr. Beikon there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.
“WHOSE THERE!” he shouted angrily. We saw Kaneko come. She went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly.
“IS ANY1 THERE!” yelled Mr. Beikon.
“No **** u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!” Nosferatu said under his breast in a disgusted way.
“EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!” yelled Mr. Beikon. Den he heard Kaneko meow. “Kaneko is der any1 unda da cloak!” he asked. Kaneko nodded. And then……………………….Nosferat frenched me! He did it jus as…………………….. Mr. Beikon was taking of da cloak!1
“WHAT DA-” he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining away frum him. And den we saw Roko crying n bustin in2 tearz and slitting his rists outside of da school.
“Roko!” I cried. “R u okay?”
“I guess though.” Roko weeped. We went back to our coffins frenching each other. Roko and I decided to watch Lake Placid (c isnt da deprezzin) on the gothic red bed together. As I wuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. There was a knok on the door and kaikai and da Mystery of Synth walked into the school!1
AN: fuk u ok! u fokng suk. itz nut ma fult if itz speld rong ok koz dat bich nadenko cuz it fok u prepz!1 woopz soz nadeko fangzu~ 4 da help. btw transilvana rox hrad!1 I even gut 2 go 2 da kasel wer drkola was flimed!
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Later we all went in the skull. Roko was crying in da common room. “Roko are u okay?” I asked in a gothic voice.
“No I’m not u fuking bitch!” he shouted angrily. He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide.
“Its ok Mairo.” said Nosferatu comfortly. “Ill make him feel better.”
“U mean you’ll go **** him wont you!” I shouted angrily. Then I ran 2 get Roko. Nosferatu came too.
“Roko please come!” he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)
And then………………………….. we herd sum footsteps! Nosferatu got out his blak invincibility coke. We both gut under it. We saw the janitor Mr. Beikon there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.
“WHOSE THERE!” he shouted angrily. We saw Kaneko come. She went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly.
“IS ANY1 THERE!” yelled Mr. Beikon.
“No **** u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!” Nosferatu said under his breast in a disgusted way.
“EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!” yelled Mr. Beikon. Den he heard Kaneko meow. “Kaneko is der any1 unda da cloak!” he asked. Kaneko nodded. And then……………………….Nosferat frenched me! He did it jus as…………………….. Mr. Beikon was taking of da cloak!1
“WHAT DA-” he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining away frum him. And den we saw Roko crying n bustin in2 tearz and slitting his rists outside of da school.
“Roko!” I cried. “R u okay?”
“I guess though.” Roko weeped. We went back to our coffins frenching each other. Roko and I decided to watch Lake Placid (c isnt da deprezzin) on the gothic red bed together. As I wuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. There was a knok on the door and kaikai and da Mystery of Synth walked into the school!1
Chapter 22.
AN: stfu! prepz stup flaming ok if u dnot lik it fuk of I no itz mr. beikon itz nadeko’s folt ok!11 u suk!1 no jus kidding nadeko u fokieng rok prepz suk!1
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All day everyone talked about the Misery of Synth. Well anyway, I woke up the next day. I was in my coffin so I opened the door. I was wearing blak lacey leather pajamas. Then I gasped.
Standing in front of me where………………. B;loody Kiiro, Nosferatu, Szatan, Roko, Alucard and Nadeko!
I opened my crimson eyes. Nadeko was wearing a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody roses all over it. Under that she wart a black poofy skirt wit lace on it and black gothic boots that was attached to the top. Nosferatu was wearing a baggy Simple OTO t-shirt and baggy black pants and Vans. Roko was wearing a black MCR t-shirt and blak jeans and a leather jacket. He looked just likee Kasane Ted, and almost as ****ing sexy. Nosferatu looked like Tarou Iwata. B’loody Kiiro was wearing tight black jens and a a tight black poofy gothic shirtr that he had ripped so it showed of all his chest with a white apron that said ‘bich’ and other swear words and MCR lyrics on it kind of like one outfit I had seen Matsudappoiyo wear once. Midnight (who is eXcelle) was there too. She was weaving a ripped gothic black dress with ripped stuff all over it and a lace-up top thing and black pointy boots. So were Anon and Kanon. It turns out that Midnight, Szatan, Anon and Kanon’s dad was a vampire. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists with a razor. He had beat them and stuff before too. They all got so depressed that they became goffik and converted to Stanism.
“OMFG” I yielded as I jumped up. “Why the **** are u all here?”
“Mairo something is really ****ed up.” Roko said.
“OK but I need to put my ****ing clothes on first.” I shouted angrily.
“It’s all right. We have to go now and you look kawaii anyway. Your so ****ing beautiful.” Roko said in a sexy voice.
“Oh all right.” I said smiling. “But you have to tell me why your being all erective.”
“I will I will.” he said.
So I just put on some black eyeliner, black lipstick and red eyeshadow and white foundation. Then I came. We all went outside the Great Hal and looked in from a widow. A ****ing prep called Teto from VCV was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink mini and a Mawarine Shuu t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her. Inside the Great Hall we could see Mikdork. Hatsuna Mikud was there shouting at Miko. Megurine Luka was there too.
“THIS CANNOT BE!” she shouted angrily. “THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!”
“THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!” yelled Hatsune Miku.
“YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” yelled Luka. “YOU ARE TOO shoujo AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR ROOK WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!”
“Very well.” Miko said angrily. “Butt we cannot do this. We can’t close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Rook and he is in the school. And his name is…………………………………………………………………..Mairoi Dark’ness Dementia Nadeko Way.”
Roko, Anon, Kanon, Midnight, Nadeko, Nosferatu and B’loody Kiiro looked at each other………I gasped.
AN: stfu! prepz stup flaming ok if u dnot lik it fuk of I no itz mr. beikon itz nadeko’s folt ok!11 u suk!1 no jus kidding nadeko u fokieng rok prepz suk!1
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All day everyone talked about the Misery of Synth. Well anyway, I woke up the next day. I was in my coffin so I opened the door. I was wearing blak lacey leather pajamas. Then I gasped.
Standing in front of me where………………. B;loody Kiiro, Nosferatu, Szatan, Roko, Alucard and Nadeko!
I opened my crimson eyes. Nadeko was wearing a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody roses all over it. Under that she wart a black poofy skirt wit lace on it and black gothic boots that was attached to the top. Nosferatu was wearing a baggy Simple OTO t-shirt and baggy black pants and Vans. Roko was wearing a black MCR t-shirt and blak jeans and a leather jacket. He looked just likee Kasane Ted, and almost as ****ing sexy. Nosferatu looked like Tarou Iwata. B’loody Kiiro was wearing tight black jens and a a tight black poofy gothic shirtr that he had ripped so it showed of all his chest with a white apron that said ‘bich’ and other swear words and MCR lyrics on it kind of like one outfit I had seen Matsudappoiyo wear once. Midnight (who is eXcelle) was there too. She was weaving a ripped gothic black dress with ripped stuff all over it and a lace-up top thing and black pointy boots. So were Anon and Kanon. It turns out that Midnight, Szatan, Anon and Kanon’s dad was a vampire. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists with a razor. He had beat them and stuff before too. They all got so depressed that they became goffik and converted to Stanism.
“OMFG” I yielded as I jumped up. “Why the **** are u all here?”
“Mairo something is really ****ed up.” Roko said.
“OK but I need to put my ****ing clothes on first.” I shouted angrily.
“It’s all right. We have to go now and you look kawaii anyway. Your so ****ing beautiful.” Roko said in a sexy voice.
“Oh all right.” I said smiling. “But you have to tell me why your being all erective.”
“I will I will.” he said.
So I just put on some black eyeliner, black lipstick and red eyeshadow and white foundation. Then I came. We all went outside the Great Hal and looked in from a widow. A ****ing prep called Teto from VCV was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink mini and a Mawarine Shuu t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her. Inside the Great Hall we could see Mikdork. Hatsuna Mikud was there shouting at Miko. Megurine Luka was there too.
“THIS CANNOT BE!” she shouted angrily. “THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!”
“THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!” yelled Hatsune Miku.
“YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” yelled Luka. “YOU ARE TOO shoujo AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR ROOK WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!”
“Very well.” Miko said angrily. “Butt we cannot do this. We can’t close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Rook and he is in the school. And his name is…………………………………………………………………..Mairoi Dark’ness Dementia Nadeko Way.”
Roko, Anon, Kanon, Midnight, Nadeko, Nosferatu and B’loody Kiiro looked at each other………I gasped.
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Maria x Mario? *smirks* If you... incest... >:3
Maria x Mario? *smirks* If you... incest... >:3
One of my classes was canceled but that was actually a class I was kinda looking forward to so IDK how to feel about that
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Good lord I have another Merry confession after this and she's appeared the most so far, is she just that sinful?
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[doublepost=1488866713][/doublepost]Hmm, @IbAllAlone , U like languages eh? I like languages to.
Do you recognize my language?
My spine!
[doublepost=1488866713][/doublepost]Hmm, @IbAllAlone , U like languages eh? I like languages to.
Do you recognize my language?
