The Bad Joke Thread
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TallDarkAndBishoujo
Teto's Territory
These are brilliant. XD
Helium walks into a bar. The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gases in here."
Helium doesn't react.
Helium walks into a bar. The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gases in here."
Helium doesn't react.
Oh my gosh this thread. X'D
Why are there so many bad Chemistry jokes?
Because all the good ones Argon!
Why are there so many bad Chemistry jokes?
Because all the good ones Argon!
YES NIKKILIKKI JOIN US <3
What did the shy pebble wish?
Just to be a little boulder.
SO CUTE ASIJDOJAT
What did the shy pebble wish?
Just to be a little boulder.
SO CUTE ASIJDOJAT
![[K] of Honor](/data/medal/1_1406930084l.jpg)
Wanna hear a construction--...? Oh.
WELL THEN
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it would be too cheesy.
WELL THEN
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it would be too cheesy.
x')
This is a pun I haven't noticed before somebody tells me it :
(Extracted from Sabine's UTAU wikia page) :
""" 寂音サビン - Sound of well-trained voice (also an ironic pun with "rust" 錆) """
This is a pun I haven't noticed before somebody tells me it :
(Extracted from Sabine's UTAU wikia page) :
""" 寂音サビン - Sound of well-trained voice (also an ironic pun with "rust" 錆) """
Why didn't the Skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no-body to go with. AHAAK<mldkmf dslk
and why did the other guy bring toilet paper to the party?
I'm going to stalk this thread until the day I die now
TallDarkAndBishoujo
Teto's Territory
What should you do when you see a spaceman?
Park your car, man.
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue.
Park your car, man.
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue.
OKAY I LEGIT DID THIS SO
I SENT MY SCIENCE TEACHER A BUNCH OF CHEMISTRY JOKES
HE TELLS THEM TO HIS 2ND PERIOD CHEMISTRY CLASS
NO REACTION
AND THEN AND THEN AISOTEJa
I WAS LIKE
IF THEY DONT LIKE THE JOKES THEN YOU SHOULD TELL THEM TO US PERIODICALLY
WHY DO I LOVE THIS THREAD/BAD JOKES SO MUCH SOB XD
I SENT MY SCIENCE TEACHER A BUNCH OF CHEMISTRY JOKES
HE TELLS THEM TO HIS 2ND PERIOD CHEMISTRY CLASS
NO REACTION
AND THEN AND THEN AISOTEJa
I WAS LIKE
IF THEY DONT LIKE THE JOKES THEN YOU SHOULD TELL THEM TO US PERIODICALLY
WHY DO I LOVE THIS THREAD/BAD JOKES SO MUCH SOB XD
Avalia-Kasa link said:
DON'T WORRY I LOVE BAD JOKES TOO. AT CHRISTMAS I WAS COMPETING WITH EVERYONE SO THAT I COULD LOOK AT THOSE REALLY BAD JOKES YOU GET IN CHRISTMAS CRACKERS
TheDrunkRecruit
Teto's Territory
Why did the chicken cross the road?
because he saw a free VCV OTO on the other side...
(DEAD SILENCE)
because he saw a free VCV OTO on the other side...
(DEAD SILENCE)
Why did the chicken cross the road,
Because I needed to go to the store after supper.
Ba-dum-tss
Because I needed to go to the store after supper.
Ba-dum-tss
