The Bad Joke Thread

Avalia-Kasa

probably a potato tbh
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marcker link said:
I wish I was Adenine in mRNA, so I could be paired with U. XDD
If my boyfriend said that to me I would legit die of happy/laughter. Omfgiaw t;jwit
 

shinami

Procrastination Queen
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What happens....when you eat ALL the potatoes?

*giggles* They're all...gone.

*shot endlessly*
 

UTAU~Ayume

Teto's Territory
I think you all know these japanese buns right? some are filles with meat and some with vegetables.
One day, a girl told me a joke.... it was bad but it gets me xD

Whats a bun filled with ham and pinapple?
A hawaii bun!


/DIES OF LAUGHTER
 

FantasyXII

Momo's Minion
What's teto most favourite food beside bread???

It's POTETO AND ALIVEE DXD

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(Yeah, this joke are just too old. So it was a bad joke :uhuhu:)

BAD JOKE IS BAD /cricket sound/crick/crick/crick......... DDXXDD
 

na4a4a

Outwardly Opinionated and Harshly Critical
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A man walked into a bar

-as his alcoholism slowly tor his family apart...
 

Myon

Momo's Minion
What do you call a positive teen?

A protein!


....

What does a granny's panties smell like?

Depends.

/shotandkeelhauled
 

theLooneyLibrarian

Teto's Territory
What's yellow, smelly and lying in the jungle?
Monkey puke.
What's also yellow and smelly and found in high grass?
A half-eaten Pikachu.
...
*shoots self*
 

NicolaCola

Ruko's Ruffians
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Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field. :D
 

Avalia-Kasa

probably a potato tbh
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I'm Bach with a Lizst of puns! I will Rach your world. No seriously, trust me babe, these puns are saxy ;D
 

MillyAqualine

Ritsu's Renegades
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Reviving this...


What does a candy when someone offers it a gift ?

"AAAW, IT'S SO SWEET, HONEY ! "

-dies-
 

Dangosan

Jellie Bellie Pete Rat Gummie Candie
Defender of Defoko
- Why is it a bad idea to record a voicebank with a sheep?
- Because no matter how you try it, it'll always say "baa".
 

Rei-Chan

Ruko's Ruffians
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What do you do when your computer is invaded by Ganondorfs?


Send a Link! XD // slapped
 

Miramiee

Ruko's Ruffians
Defender of Defoko
Hey were you born on a highway?

CAUSE THAT'S WHERE MOST ACCIDENTS HAPPEN.

//dies
 

Ryuuoh DeltaPlus

Teto's Territory
Defender of Defoko
*Scottish guy talking with his girlfriend on the phone*

Guy: Hey what you're wearing? A skirt? Nice. Me? I'm wearing a skirt too.
 

Angel

Momo's Minion
Ryuuoh DeltaPlus said:
*Scottish guy talking with his girlfriend on the phone*

Guy: Hey what you're wearing? A skirt? Nice. Me? I'm wearing a skirt too.

It's a kilt ;w;
It's different, I should know. I wear one for my school uniform.
Kilts are like a piece of fabric you wrap around and fasten.