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- Thread starter Lystrialle
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lol i submitted that one
No matter how many
i got more dlc for project diva f 2nd and i found my new favourite kaito song
So long story short, on discord I did a maroko shitpost that is definitley not just an edited My Immortal with utaus or anything like that haha. Its funny (in my opinion) so heres the 1st 4 i did
Chapter 1.
AN: Special fangzu~ (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (not in that way) Nadeko, shiki'sbloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Miki ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
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Hi my name is Mario Dark’ness Dementia Miki Fuwa and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like WALTT (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Kasane Ted but I wish I was because he’s a major ****ing hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also an UTAU, and I go to a UTAU school called Utaforum in Japan where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen soon). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Utaforum. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hey Mario!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Roko Soon!
“What’s up Roko?” I asked.
“Nothing.” he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangzu~!
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AN: Special fangzu~ (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (not in that way) Nadeko, shiki'sbloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Miki ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
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Hi my name is Mario Dark’ness Dementia Miki Fuwa and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like WALTT (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Kasane Ted but I wish I was because he’s a major ****ing hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also an UTAU, and I go to a UTAU school called Utaforum in Japan where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen soon). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Utaforum. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hey Mario!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Roko Soon!
“What’s up Roko?” I asked.
“Nothing.” he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangzu~!
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Chapter 2.
AN: Fangzu~ 2 shiki'sbloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!
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The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant Kasane Ted t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather shirt and tight jeans, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.
My friend, Nadeko (AN: Nadeko dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-red eyes. She put on her Hoku Kuroda t-shirt with tight black jeans, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)
“OMFG, I saw you talking to Roko Soon yesterday!” she said excitedly.
“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.
“Do you like Roko?” she asked as we went out of the CV common room and into the Great Hall.
“No I so ****ing don’t!” I shouted.
“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Roko walked up to me.
“Hi.” he said.
“Hi.” I replied flirtily.
“Guess what.” he said.
“What?” I asked.
“Well, Good Utaulotte are having a concert in Utameade.” he told me.
“Oh. My. ****ing. God!” I screamed. I love GU. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.
“Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.
I gasped.
AN: Fangzu~ 2 shiki'sbloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!
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The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant Kasane Ted t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather shirt and tight jeans, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.
My friend, Nadeko (AN: Nadeko dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-red eyes. She put on her Hoku Kuroda t-shirt with tight black jeans, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)
“OMFG, I saw you talking to Roko Soon yesterday!” she said excitedly.
“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.
“Do you like Roko?” she asked as we went out of the CV common room and into the Great Hall.
“No I so ****ing don’t!” I shouted.
“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Roko walked up to me.
“Hi.” he said.
“Hi.” I replied flirtily.
“Guess what.” he said.
“What?” I asked.
“Well, Good Utaulotte are having a concert in Utameade.” he told me.
“Oh. My. ****ing. God!” I screamed. I love GU. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.
“Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.
I gasped.
Chapter 3.
AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangzu~ 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN Nadeko! oh yeah, BTW I don’t own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Utalotte.
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On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather jeans with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GU. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some utau blood so I was ready to go to the concert.
I went outside. Roko was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Akio Kikyuune t-shirt (his band would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).
“Hi Roko!” I said in a depressed voice.
“Hi Mario.” he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Utalotte and Hoko Kuroda. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Utarlotte.
“You come in cold, you're covered in blood
They're all so happy you've arrived
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom
She sets you free into this life.” Tarou sang (I don’t own da lyrics 2 dat song).
“Tarou is so ****ing hot.” I said to Roko, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.
Suddenly Roko looked sad.
“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.
“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.
“Really?” asked Roko sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.
“Really.” I said. “Besides I don’t even know Tarou and he’s going out with Mawarine ****ing Shuu. I ****ing hate that little bitch.” I said disgustedly, thinking of his ugly ginger face.
The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Roko. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Otakune and Tarou for their autographs and photos with them. We got GU concert tees. Roko and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Roko didn’t go back into Utaforum, instead he drove the car into……………………… the Last Person wins thread forest!
AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangzu~ 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN Nadeko! oh yeah, BTW I don’t own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Utalotte.
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On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather jeans with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GU. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some utau blood so I was ready to go to the concert.
I went outside. Roko was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Akio Kikyuune t-shirt (his band would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).
“Hi Roko!” I said in a depressed voice.
“Hi Mario.” he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Utalotte and Hoko Kuroda. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Utarlotte.
“You come in cold, you're covered in blood
They're all so happy you've arrived
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom
She sets you free into this life.” Tarou sang (I don’t own da lyrics 2 dat song).
“Tarou is so ****ing hot.” I said to Roko, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.
Suddenly Roko looked sad.
“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.
“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.
“Really?” asked Roko sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.
“Really.” I said. “Besides I don’t even know Tarou and he’s going out with Mawarine ****ing Shuu. I ****ing hate that little bitch.” I said disgustedly, thinking of his ugly ginger face.
The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Roko. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Otakune and Tarou for their autographs and photos with them. We got GU concert tees. Roko and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Roko didn’t go back into Utaforum, instead he drove the car into……………………… the Last Person wins thread forest!
Chapter 4.
AN: I sed stup flaming ok mario’s name is MAIRO nut mary su OK! ROKO IS SOO IN LUV wif him dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
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“ROKO!” I shouted. “What the **** do you think you are doing?”
Roko didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
“What the ****ing hell?” I asked angrily.
“Mario?” he asked.
“What?” I snapped.
Roko leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.
And then…………… suddenly just as I Roko kissed me passionately. Roko climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my pantsa. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-boyhole-what and we did it for the first time.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………………………………….Miko Ooka!
AN: I sed stup flaming ok mario’s name is MAIRO nut mary su OK! ROKO IS SOO IN LUV wif him dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
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“ROKO!” I shouted. “What the **** do you think you are doing?”
Roko didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
“What the ****ing hell?” I asked angrily.
“Mario?” he asked.
“What?” I snapped.
Roko leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.
And then…………… suddenly just as I Roko kissed me passionately. Roko climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my pantsa. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-boyhole-what and we did it for the first time.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………………………………….Miko Ooka!
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THE NOTIFICATION GODS ABANDONED ME
HOLY FUDGING SHEET.
WHY HAS U SHOWED ME DIS
I IS REGEND, MONGREL
#heisregend #youmongrel #thischair #yorokobeshounen #whydopeopledieiftheyarekilled #justbecauseyou'recorrectdoesn'tmeanyou'reright #yurenisreallymadeupofarcherslol #hetriedtomeme
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Welp here's the rest of (as I call it) My Immortal: The UTAU ver. from my Discord shitpost
Chapter 5.
AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Miko swor is coz she had a hedache ok an on tup of dat she wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!
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Miko made and Roko and I follow her. She kept shouting at us angrily.
“You ludacris fools!” she shouted.
I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Roko comforted me. When we went back to the castle Roko took us to Professor Speedy and Professor Shadow who were both looking very angry.
“They were having sexual intercourse in the Last Person thread!” she yelled in a furious voice.
“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor Shadow.
“How dare you?” demanded Professor Speedy.
And then Roko shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HIM!”
Everyone was quiet. Miko and Professor Shadow still looked mad but Professor Speedy said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.”
Roko and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.
“Are you okay, Mario?” Roko asked me gently.
“Yeah I guess.” I lied. I went to the dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length shirt with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out….
Roko was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing ‘I just wanna VCV’ by Good Utalotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn’t supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.
AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Miko swor is coz she had a hedache ok an on tup of dat she wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!
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Miko made and Roko and I follow her. She kept shouting at us angrily.
“You ludacris fools!” she shouted.
I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Roko comforted me. When we went back to the castle Roko took us to Professor Speedy and Professor Shadow who were both looking very angry.
“They were having sexual intercourse in the Last Person thread!” she yelled in a furious voice.
“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor Shadow.
“How dare you?” demanded Professor Speedy.
And then Roko shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HIM!”
Everyone was quiet. Miko and Professor Shadow still looked mad but Professor Speedy said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.”
Roko and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.
“Are you okay, Mario?” Roko asked me gently.
“Yeah I guess.” I lied. I went to the dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length shirt with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out….
Roko was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing ‘I just wanna VCV’ by Good Utalotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn’t supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.
Chapter 6.
AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!
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The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black pair of tight skinny jeans that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple.
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with UTAU blood instead of milk, and a glass of red UTAU blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the UTAU blood spilled over my top.
“Bastard!” I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic rabbit bishonen boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn’t have purple eyes anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Roko’s and there was no freckles on his face anymore. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Tarou Iwata. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m not a perv so I didn’t get one you sicko.
“I’m so sorry.” he said in a shy voice.
“That’s all right. What’s your name?” I questioned.
“My name’s Asher, although most people call me Nosferatu these days.” he grumbled.
“Why?” I exclaimed.
“Because I love the taste of UTAU blood.” he giggled.
“Well, I am a vampire.” I confessed.
“Really?” he whimpered.
“Yeah.” I roared.
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Roko came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.
AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!
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The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black pair of tight skinny jeans that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple.
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with UTAU blood instead of milk, and a glass of red UTAU blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the UTAU blood spilled over my top.
“Bastard!” I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic rabbit bishonen boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn’t have purple eyes anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Roko’s and there was no freckles on his face anymore. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Tarou Iwata. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m not a perv so I didn’t get one you sicko.
“I’m so sorry.” he said in a shy voice.
“That’s all right. What’s your name?” I questioned.
“My name’s Asher, although most people call me Nosferatu these days.” he grumbled.
“Why?” I exclaimed.
“Because I love the taste of UTAU blood.” he giggled.
“Well, I am a vampire.” I confessed.
“Really?” he whimpered.
“Yeah.” I roared.
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Roko came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.
Chapter 7. Bring me 2 Cevio
AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Morio isn’t a Marie Sue ok he isn’t perfect HES A SATANITS! n he has problemz hes depressed 4 godz sake!
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Roko and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Nosferatu. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Roko. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Roko. We went into his room and locked the door. Then…………
We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather skinny jeans and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)
“Oh Roko, Roko!” I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Roko’s arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words………… Nosferatu!
I was so angry.
“You bastard!” I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.
“No! No! But you don’t understand!” Roko pleaded. But I knew too much.
“No, you ****ing idiot!” I shouted. “You probably have AIDs anyway!”
I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Roko ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Nosferatu’s classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Speedy and some other people.
“ASHER NOSFERATU, YOU MOTHER****ER!” I yelled.
AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Morio isn’t a Marie Sue ok he isn’t perfect HES A SATANITS! n he has problemz hes depressed 4 godz sake!
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Roko and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Nosferatu. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Roko. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Roko. We went into his room and locked the door. Then…………
We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather skinny jeans and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)
“Oh Roko, Roko!” I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Roko’s arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words………… Nosferatu!
I was so angry.
“You bastard!” I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.
“No! No! But you don’t understand!” Roko pleaded. But I knew too much.
“No, you ****ing idiot!” I shouted. “You probably have AIDs anyway!”
I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Roko ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Nosferatu’s classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Speedy and some other people.
“ASHER NOSFERATU, YOU MOTHER****ER!” I yelled.
Chapter 8.
AN: stop flassing ok! if u do den u r a prep!
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Everyone in the class stared at me and then Roko came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.
“Mario, it’s not what you think!” Roko screamed sadly.
My friend B’loody Kiiro Williams smiled at me understatedly. He flipped his long waste-length gothic black hair and opened his crimson eyes like blood that he was wearing contact lenses on. He had pale white bishounen skin that he was wearing white makeup on. Kiiro was kidnapped when he was born. His real parents are vampire UTAUs and one of them is a witch but Rook killed his mother and his father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. He still has nightmares about it and he is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out his real last name is Williams and not Hikuine. (Since he has converted to Satanism he is in CV now not VCV. )
“What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!” Speedy demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.
“Nosferatu, I can’t believe you cheated on me with Roko!” I shouted at him.
Everyone gasped.
I don’t know why Mario was so mad at me. I had went out with Nosferatu (I’m bi and so is Mario) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Teto, a stupid preppy ****er. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)
“But I’m not going out with Roko anymore!” said Nosferatu.
“Yeah ****ing right! **** off, you bastard!” I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Last Person thread forest where I had lost my virility to Roko and then I started to bust into tears.
AN: stop flassing ok! if u do den u r a prep!
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Everyone in the class stared at me and then Roko came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.
“Mario, it’s not what you think!” Roko screamed sadly.
My friend B’loody Kiiro Williams smiled at me understatedly. He flipped his long waste-length gothic black hair and opened his crimson eyes like blood that he was wearing contact lenses on. He had pale white bishounen skin that he was wearing white makeup on. Kiiro was kidnapped when he was born. His real parents are vampire UTAUs and one of them is a witch but Rook killed his mother and his father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. He still has nightmares about it and he is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out his real last name is Williams and not Hikuine. (Since he has converted to Satanism he is in CV now not VCV. )
“What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!” Speedy demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.
“Nosferatu, I can’t believe you cheated on me with Roko!” I shouted at him.
Everyone gasped.
I don’t know why Mario was so mad at me. I had went out with Nosferatu (I’m bi and so is Mario) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Teto, a stupid preppy ****er. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)
“But I’m not going out with Roko anymore!” said Nosferatu.
“Yeah ****ing right! **** off, you bastard!” I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Last Person thread forest where I had lost my virility to Roko and then I started to bust into tears.
Chapter 9.
AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn red all da profiez! dis is frum da forum ok so itz nut my folt if Miko swers! besuizds I SED SHE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson spedy dosent lik asher now is coz hes christian and nosferatu is a satanist! MCR ROX!
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I was so mad and sad. I couldn’t believe Roko for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Roko.
Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and black hair and everything started flying towards me on a mirophonek! He had black hair (basically like Rook in the drawings) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn’t gothic. It was…… Rook!
“No!” I shouted in a scared voice but then Rook shouted “TN_FNDS!” and I couldn’t run away.
“DEFOKO!” I shouted at him. Rook fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.
“Mario.” he yelled. “Thou must kill Asher Nosferatu!”
I thought about Nosferatu and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Tarou Iwata. I remembered that Roko had said I didn’t understand, so I thought, what if Roko went out with Nosferatu before I went out with him and they broke up?
“No, Rook!” I shouted back.
Rook gave me a gun. “No! Please!” I begged.
“Thou must!” he yelled. “If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Roko!”
“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.
Rook got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly. “And if you doth not kill Nosferatu, then thou know what will happen to Roko!” he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his microphone.
I was so scared and mad I didn’t know what to do. Suddenly Roko came into the woods.
“Roko!” I said. “Hi!”
“Hi.” he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Tarou Iwata and Kasane Ted.
“Are you okay?” I asked.
“No.” he answered.
“I’m sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me.” I expelled.
“That’s okay.” he said all depressed and we went back into Utaforum together making out.
AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn red all da profiez! dis is frum da forum ok so itz nut my folt if Miko swers! besuizds I SED SHE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson spedy dosent lik asher now is coz hes christian and nosferatu is a satanist! MCR ROX!
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I was so mad and sad. I couldn’t believe Roko for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Roko.
Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and black hair and everything started flying towards me on a mirophonek! He had black hair (basically like Rook in the drawings) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn’t gothic. It was…… Rook!
“No!” I shouted in a scared voice but then Rook shouted “TN_FNDS!” and I couldn’t run away.
“DEFOKO!” I shouted at him. Rook fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.
“Mario.” he yelled. “Thou must kill Asher Nosferatu!”
I thought about Nosferatu and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Tarou Iwata. I remembered that Roko had said I didn’t understand, so I thought, what if Roko went out with Nosferatu before I went out with him and they broke up?
“No, Rook!” I shouted back.
Rook gave me a gun. “No! Please!” I begged.
“Thou must!” he yelled. “If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Roko!”
“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.
Rook got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly. “And if you doth not kill Nosferatu, then thou know what will happen to Roko!” he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his microphone.
I was so scared and mad I didn’t know what to do. Suddenly Roko came into the woods.
“Roko!” I said. “Hi!”
“Hi.” he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Tarou Iwata and Kasane Ted.
“Are you okay?” I asked.
“No.” he answered.
“I’m sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me.” I expelled.
“That’s okay.” he said all depressed and we went back into Utaforum together making out.
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I stand corrected.
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Dangit brain of mine.
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I hope this makes you smile. I really needed this because lord have I witnessed sins. Please help.
during the same class period, two days in a row, I have felt like throwing up and I do not know why