So long story short, on discord I did a maroko shitpost that is definitley not just an edited My Immortal with UTAU or anything like that haha. Its funny (in my opinion) so heres the 1st 4 i did
Chapter 1.
AN: Special fangzu~ (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (not in that way) Nadeko, shiki'sbloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Miki ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
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Hi my name is Mario Dark’ness Dementia Raven Fuwa and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like WALTT (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Kasane Ted but I wish I was because he’s a major ****ing hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also an UTAU, and I go to a UTAU school called Utaforum in Japan where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen soon). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Utaforum. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hey Mario!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Roko Soon!
“What’s up Roko?” I asked.
“Nothing.” he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangzu~!
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Chapter 2.
AN: Fangzu~ 2 shiki'sbloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!
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The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant Kasane Ted t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather shirt and tight jeans, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.
My friend, Nadeko (AN: Nadeko dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped his long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened his forest-brown eyes. She put on her Hoku Kuroda t-shirt with tight black jeans, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)
“OMFG, I saw you talking to Roko Soon yesterday!” she said excitedly.
“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.
“Do you like Roko?” she asked as we went out of the CV common room and into the Great Hall.
“No I so ****ing don’t!” I shouted.
“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Roko walked up to me.
“Hi.” he said.
“Hi.” I replied flirtily.
“Guess what.” he said.
“What?” I asked.
“Well, Good Utaulotte are having a concert in Utameade.” he told me.
“Oh. My. ****ing. God!” I screamed. I love GU. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.
“Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.
I gasped.
Chapter 3.
AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangzu~ 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN Nadeko! oh yeah, BTW I don’t own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Utalotte.
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On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather jeans with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GU. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some utau blood so I was ready to go to the concert.
I went outside. Roko was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Akio Kikyuune t-shirt (his band would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).
“Hi Roko!” I said in a depressed voice.
“Hi Mario.” he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Utalotte and Hoko Kuroda. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Utarlotte.
“You come in cold, you're covered in blood
They're all so happy you've arrived
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom
She sets you free into this life.” Tarou sang (I don’t own da lyrics 2 dat song).
“Tarou is so ****ing hot.” I said to Roko, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.
Suddenly Roko looked sad.
“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.
“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.
“Really?” asked Roko sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.
“Really.” I said. “Besides I don’t even know Tarou and he’s going out with Mawarine ****ing Shuu. I ****ing hate that little bitch.” I said disgustedly, thinking of his ugly ginger face.
The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Roko. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Otakune and Shuu for their autographs and photos with them. We got GU concert tees. Roko and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Roko didn’t go back into Utaforum, instead he drove the car into……………………… the Last Person wins thread!
Chapter 4.
AN: I sed stup flaming ok mario’s name is MAIRO nut mary su OK! ROKO IS SOO IN LUV wif him dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
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“ROKO!” I shouted. “What the **** do you think you are doing?”
Roko didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
“What the ****ing hell?” I asked angrily.
“Mario?” he asked.
“What?” I snapped.
Roko leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.
And then…………… suddenly just as I Roko kissed me passionately. Roko climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my pantsa. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-boyhole-what and we did it for the first time.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………………………………….Miko Ooka!